Accelerando mother fucker 

Phrase used by music nerds who also have road rage.

That old lady was driving so slow I shouted, "accelerando mother fucker," in the hopes she would speed up.

Accelerando mother fucker by Buzzkill7 October 11, 2017

Accelerando.exe 

Speedster Net Navigator and prototype/elder brother to Quickman.exe on fan site Mega Man Battle Network Universe. Wields a buster. Originally had a wristblade, but switched to earphone whip after amputation of left arm in combat. Highly maneuverable. While non-elemental, can wield shots of any element.

"Oh, I'm just worried you aren't... FLEXIBLE... enough..."

While he said this, the Soul was trying out various forms, testing the aerodynamic ability of each of them. It finally settled on a scythe-like form, which Accel swung immediately; the Soul extended towards Ethereal, the blade approaching from the icy Navi's left.

Accelerando.exe by WarpObscura March 17, 2005

Cum wave particle accelerator 

The 4 by 4 123 abc Infinite cum waves are move at rapid speeds because of the 2 by 2 xbox 360 live membership converter which is the meiosis of the mitochondria

Person A: Hey how are you doing?

Person B: Cum wave particle accelerator

Person A: I agree

Cum wave particle accelerator by Punanijesus February 27, 2021

farticle accelerator 

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

farticle accelerator by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

premature acceleration 

When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.

Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.

premature acceleration by Morgore December 18, 2008

Accelerationism 

A political philosophy that maintains that a country's current government/society is broken beyond repair, and the only way to fix it is to force things to get even worse so as to completely collapse the system under its own weight and remake it.

Often related to "taking the black pill."

Joey believes in accelerationism because he hates the world he lives in so much that he figures utter chaos is better than what's currently ongoing.

Accelerationism by AOmundson September 22, 2020

Farticle Accelerator 

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

Farticle Accelerator by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008