B: Yeah. Professor Smith was referenced in three of them. Total act of academic masturbation on his part.
2. Any discussion where claimed knowledge is discussed where the discussion is of great personal pleasure for the Academic Masturbator, but any others find it offensive and gross.
2. I hate having her in our study group since all she offers is academic masturbation.
THREE EXAMPLES OF ACADEMIC MASTURBATION:
Four Year Old Example: My daddy is better than your daddy because he's a fireman. Besides, you're a poopoo head.
Dungeon and Dragons Example: There is no way your 3 hit-die Orc could kill my level 3 Halfling thief! (four hour argument ensues)
Theology Example: The end is coming soon and God will kill you heathen scum that heretically believe that the earth is over 6,000 years old. Furthermore, I am NOT an animal!