1) The act of not indulging in a certain conduct or desire.
2) The act of remaining a virgin until marriage.
1) Marco practiced abstinence to end his addiction to cigarettes.
2) Emilia used abstinence to stay sexually pure for her future husband.
A girl who believes in abstinence. The word stands for "Afraid of Sex". She is pretty much the complete opposite of a slut.
Max: Hey girl, you want to get a hotel room?
Ashley: No way, I'm not like that.
Max: What do you mean your not like that?
Ashley: I'm not into having sex with just anybody. It takes time.
Max: Oh, I didnt know you were an AOS chick.
Ashley: What did you just call me?
Auto: prefix relating to self or to same individuals
Prude: a guy or girl who's afraid to do anything sexual or kinda shy around the opposite sex, but not a fag or a lesbo.
Hence, an autoprude person, usually a woman (also known as an A.W.), is a person who doesn't, or denies being involved in, any sort of sexual stimulation of oneself.
-My girlfriend is never down with touching herself, she just likes it when I give it to her.
-You mean she's an Autoprude?
-Damn right dawg, a god damn AW
Describing being in the state of parentnoia... basically you're worried you're about having a baby that you didn't plan for, that you don't really want, and/or that you don't believe that you can manage.
You know what they call guys who pull out? Parents.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, "threatening" people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up empty-handed. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the "N" word. Chronic masturbater. Vocabulary consists of "say somethin'" and "yo man". Compares himself to Negrodomis. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.
Sexual experiences include:
Girl: Are you going to YonisFest?
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no
A person who is not sexually active.
"Shit, Taryn's so sexually anarexic that its disgusting"
Like second base, but much kinkier. Can involve hands way down pants, way up shirts, etc.
"Dude, me and Mattie went to Base 2.0 last night! It was hot!"