Abacinate 

An obscure form of medieval torture in which a red hot iron is held before someone's eyes to blind them.

"...Seas of blood, bury life, smell your death as it burns deep inside of you; abacinate, eyes that bleed, praying for the end of your wide-awake nightmare..." -Angel of Death/ Reign In Blood/ Slayer

Abacinate by Kerry King666 September 22, 2008

Absinterklaas 

Every year around the 5th of december the Dutch celebrate sinterklaas by doing a kind of secret santa that involves writing poems for and giving presents to friends and family. Absinterklaas is a man similar in most respects to sinterklaas, except he is woke and does not keep black slaves.

In the drinking game Absinterklaas, a usually dysfunctional group of friends writes insulting poems for each other and make each other drink shots of Absinthe according to an arbitrary and unfair set of rules. For instance, one person always has to drink when others do. The game ends when everyone has either passed out or is running around naked.

“
This year Absinterklaas was thinking
How many shots John would be drinking
”

Absint was mentioned, everybody drink!
And John drinks twice.

Absinterklaas by Absintpiet December 7, 2019

Broke-asstinating 

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Obstinate

1. Stubborn: Determined not to agree with other people's wishes or accept their suggestions.

2. Refusing to change: Unwilling to change or give up something such as an idea or attitude.

3. Difficult to control, get rid of, solve, or cure.

Obstinate people often are annoying and dumbass nooblets.

*Stubborn, determined, annoying, unwilling and always think they're right.

Obstinate by Jafje April 15, 2007

Austinite 

A person Who lives in the city of Austin, Texas and some of the close surrounding citys.

Austinite: Keep Austin weird!
guy: uh.. ok..

Austinite by Emerald October 23, 2005

Abstirape 

The "forced" decision made by a significant partner to not conduct in sexual intercourse.

Guy: "My gf won't have sex with me. she wants to be abstinent..."

Friend: "Dude, you just got abstiraped!"

Abstirape by atypical_e October 13, 2009

Abstinant Friend 

The one person out of a large group of friends who does not drink, do drugs,is the designated driver,attends Christian Camp,and plans to save sex for the right time.

Kelly: Hey, we're getting smashed tonight, Aiight?
Trishelle: Chyeah...Oh wait, someone needs to be the Designated Driver!
Kelly: Dont worry, we'll bring Sarah.
Trishelle: Why?
Kelly: Cause she's our abstinant friend.

Abstinant Friend by Sarah McNasty December 19, 2008