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1.
absolutely positively
I was absotively convinced that he was a moron!
by Doug Ordunio January 08, 2003
 
2.
A cross between the words Absolutely and Positively. Being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.
Dee : Are you sure you saw Karen with another guy?

Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.
by YaGirlNextDoor January 15, 2010
 
3.
The combination of absolutely and positively to indicate a strong agreement and confirmation.
Yes, I absotively agree with the results, Joe! There is no doubt Stu's a nutcase.
by The Missile April 13, 2013