paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004

absorbtion 

A common misspelling of the word "absorption"

Although it’s “absorbed” and “absorbing,” the correct spelling of the noun is “absorption.”
This sentence contains the word "absorbtion" because I am forced to use that word in a sentence.

absorbtion by Penbiks August 20, 2006

Absorbation

When a man edges for so long his penis becomes moisturised by all of the pre-cum absorbed into his skin as he strokes.

Man, absorbation makes your shaft soooooooooooo soft!

Absorbation by Lil_Kitten August 14, 2021

absorbtion! 

line used by this fat guy with a face in my school

1: Absorbtion! (pretends to absorb a milk carton using sleeve
2: (enters) I'll shank you for that milk.
1: Ewwwww! No homo!

absorbtion! by E Killer a.k.a. e killa April 15, 2005

Absorbity 

the ability to absorb

I like the absorbity of the paint on that paper

Absorbity by izayaipz September 19, 2019

Absorbinglicketly 

An adverb that means both "drunkenly" and "enthusiastically."

Person 1: How did he cook the pizza bites?
Person 2: Absorbinglicketly.
Person 1: Why does he never get that drunk when he drinks with us?

Absorbinglicketly by DJradiotic September 12, 2020

Absorbation

The sokaege of water in chile filds

The absorbation is slowing the water flow in the dirt

Absorbation by Waternerd77 April 16, 2021