absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!

I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!

absorbent thong by Lunicus December 3, 2011

absorbent 

able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc.

"My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!"
OR "Absorbent and yellow and poris is he!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!"

absorbent by SPerrin October 16, 2008

Absorbent Taco 

Occurring only to females, the act of having a maxi pad, tampon, or any period absorbing product fold inside the vagina with a small portion of the ends sticking out.

This is the last time I use maxi pad; I literally sit down in my chair, and what happens? It slides up into an Absorbent Taco.

Absorbent Taco by MyDadHitsMe October 24, 2017

Socially Absorbent 

The act of easily picking up others social habits, such as way of speaking and clothing. Some times considered a poser.

When every I talk to certain people I start talking just like them, I guess I'm just socially absorbent.

Socially Absorbent by ihmjaww March 14, 2011

Shock Absorbers 

A pair of ladyz boobs :)

" Nice set of Shock Absorbers"

Shock Absorbers by Brad Nye September 28, 2008

self absorbant 

when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them

it isn't just about you...you are so self absorbant

self absorbant by Slurp Master November 17, 2019