Absolute Poo 

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.

“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”

Absolute Poo by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

The Absolute State 

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"

The Absolute State by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

absolute cunt 

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety

That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.

absolute cunt by N. Oddy November 13, 2013

Absolute mad lad 

When someone does something so extreme, that even god becomes curious.

Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!

Absolute mad lad by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018

absolute madman 

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.

Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

absolute madman by TheChineseSenator November 8, 2017

Absotively 

A cross between the words Absolutely and Positively. Being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.

Dee : Are you sure you saw Karen with another guy?

Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.

Absotively by YaGirlNextDoor January 15, 2010

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you by notjakelmao November 4, 2020