(v.) to roll one's eyes whilst concurrently simulating (male) masturbation , used whenever one encounters absolute douche-baggery or ridiculous-ness.
"I was TOTALLY pulling a smirk-and-jerk as my ex was telling me over the phone how he didn't miss me at all when my phone's missed call log proved otherwise."
A boy who used to be the most amazing person in the world. A boy who used to make me laugh. A boy who never ever made me cry, except when he made a joke, then we would laugh till we did. A boy who has incredible hazel eyes that I used to think were honest. A caring person who has lost his way in life. A boy who broke my heart. An absolute jerk. Someone who can draw. Someone who never takes anything seriously, which used to be funny but is now immature and obnoxious. Someone who I lost before I had him. Someone who makes you think he's fallen for you, then goes and kisses your best friend. Someone who dumps you and then dates your best friend. Someone who you should stay away from unless you want to get hurt. Someone who lies. A heart breaker.
guy: why are you crying?
guy: is it max again?
guy: well you're so pretty, he doesn't deserve you.
girl: i still love him.
max: HEYY GUYS!!! WHAT'S CRACKIN?
guy: can't you see she's crying?
max: yeah, so?
guy: and you like him?
girl: yeah... :(
(n.) A retard or an asshole; basically a jerk-off- most commonly used in Medford, Massachusetts
Also see hegner (hegna)
Can you believe that absolute stemma had the nerve to bring a six pack of Zima and then pass out after drinking two?
Person A: Did you see that hot chick with that absolute dork?
Person B: Yeah that kid does look like a stemma.
An act performed that immediately deems the procurer an absolute Noob or a flat out arse-hole, Either he has no Idea what he's doing, or he's intentionally feeding, Ks'ing a sure kill, etc.
In either case, all Respect is lost and only regained upon the passing of 7 times. On the eve of the 7th day all respect must be returned.
This is a predominately HoN (Heroes of Newerth) related term.
The only other redemption of the Noob-Act is a single handed Genocide or Annihilation, consisting mainly of your influence.
FLASHINATOR: Freakin' Dogged me you Jerk, then you turn around and steal my Kill; then leave me to die... total Noob act.
B345T`M0D3: I earned that man i was tanking that whole time, i need kills some how.
FLASHINATOR: I don't want to hear it; he was stunned for 5 seconds already and then you waste your stun to finish him instead of disabling the carry; it was a total freakin' Noob-Act...
The cornucopia of awesome, Patrick is a dumb, pink starfish that often hangs out with his best pal Spongebob, as they wander around their hometown, Bikini Bottom, blessing the ocean with their stupidity. He is the dumber of the two (and that's saying something), but often has sudden bursts of genius, which disappear faster than they came. He is also the funnier of the two because he has the most badass voice and also because he had reached the absolute zenith of stupidity. That's right, Patrick Star had mastered the art of dumbassness (in a good way).
He rocks and you know it.
"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma."
"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"
Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"
*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*
An arrogant cocklord! Don't get me wrong, Blink we're one of my favourite bands growing up and i still listen to them to this day, but Tom seems like an absolute jerk! Mark and Travis are cool and all, but before the self-titled album came out, Tom said it would blow everyone's mind. It turned out mediocore at best and had none of the catchy-pop like toilet humor that we had learned to love from Enema of the State, Dude Ranch and Cheshire Cat. After they broke up he started A.V.A and said it was gonna be huge and epic. Its not bad, but comeon Tom, epic? Its not like its the Star Wars trilogy or something. If your reading this, just learn not to hype it up too much and fail to deliver.
"Keep your head still, i'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill.."
Sounds like Tom Delonge ran outta words...
Anyone else notice mark writes much better songs?
Hindi word - 1) Actually a relation with one's mother's brother. Also called Mama ( not to be confused with Mama in english which is mother )2)Colloquially speaking ... Mamu means making an asshole out of someone. Like making a chutiya3) A jerk or a goofy character
That guy is an absolute ass-Woh Mamu hai I made a fool out of him-Usko Mamu Bana Diya