The exhibition of cool vibes in the face of adversity or accomplishments. Short for absolute. Similar to it's use in mathematics.
1. "How you doing bro, I know you lost your job?
"Abso. Imma make it."
2. TDE
by thegreymile October 30, 2017
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You are abso miz. (You are "absolutely" "miserable")
by RemKen August 24, 2005
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synonym for absolutely.
meaning positively or definitely; without doubt.

most likely used either by a homosexual, or one trying to infer homosexuality.
1: Can you please grab that enormous, thick, wet, vibrating dildo for me?

2: Abso-fruitly!
by Powerclap January 2, 2010
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Someone playing really bad bad music
Ellis:play some good music Nathan

Nathan:gotcha
*plays xxxtentacion
Ellis:TURN THAT ABSO SHITTY MUSIC OFF
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Agreed 137.25%. When normal agreement just won't do. The most agreeingist you can be.
John, would you like to film me and my sister together?

"Abso-durka-lutely!!!"
by jihad of sheep February 9, 2007
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