Asstinence 

Asstinence= Only doing it in the bum.

If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.

Asstinence by kgetson December 22, 2010

gamer absence

big men fucking

"I just did a gamer absence"
"ok"

gamer absence by fortnitefunny November 3, 2019

Strategic Absence 

Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school

Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass

Strategic Absence by dachyr May 2, 2010

Abstinence Prone 

1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.

2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.

3:See Shim

Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...

Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...

Abstinence Prone by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 17, 2009

abstinence only

A set of viewpoints and educational policies under which abstinence - abstaining from sexual activity - is the only form of sexual conduct that young people are taught. In theory, this teaches kids not to have sex, and prevents them using a more detailed curriculum as a checklist of things to do. In practice, kids who are taught abstinence only have a slightly lower rate of sexual activity, but aided by their enforced ignorance, have similar rates of pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases as their more thoroughly educated peers.

In theory, abstinence only education should reduce the risk of sexual activity, but in practice, it does not. "In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there's always a difference." - Y. Berra

abstinence only by a2boy1der April 12, 2010

abstinence only education 

One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.

Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.

abstinence only education by Patrick Tescher June 11, 2006

absence of shower syndrome 

A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.

Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.

Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome

absence of shower syndrome by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010