You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

your school or an open prison

abscond by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004

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absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.

I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.

absconditioner by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

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Abscond

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.

Abscond by Demonicos March 16, 2020

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Abscondment Day

When someone abandons their of Duty of Care for people and takes off on holiday. Specifically December 16th 2019. A national day of showing utter disappointment and dissatisfaction in Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) who absconded to a holiday in Hawaii with his family whilst most of Australia was engulfed in rampaging bushfires which destroyed homes, businesses, towns and states. Many lives were lost and Australian firefighters did not even have enough equipment to fight these fires. The then Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) chose to stay in Hawaii even after he was criticised for leaving his people to holiday on the other side of the globe, his response? “I don’t hold a hose mate”… Australians were quite underwhelmed with that response and now wear Hawaiian Shirts on “Abscondment Day” to mourn the day Australian Government lost its compassion and care for its people, represented by the at the actions of one Scott Morrison (Scomo) soon to be ex-prime minister of Australia 🇦🇺

Remember that time the Prime Minister of Australia left Australia burning in the midst of a bushfire crisis to go for a holiday ? Yeah well that’s Abscondment Day!

Abscondment Day by Facetious is me December 15, 2021

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