Richard in a box 

A euphemism for dick in a box.

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's Richard in a box.

Richard in a box by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

Mind In A Box 

mind.in.a.box is Austrian electronic music duo Stefan Poiss (music) and Markus Hadwiger (lyrics). Their "technopop" sound can be described as a cross between futurepop, progressive trance and cyberpunk.

I bought the new Mind In A Box album "Crossroads" -2007.
Amnesia is a great song look at youtube for it.

Mind In A Box by md76 August 19, 2009

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003

Nigger in a box 

Slang term in the early days of ready mix pancakes for a box of Aunt Jemima

Hey kids want some nigger in a box for breakfast!?

Nigger in a box by Aunty J February 23, 2009

approx-a-box 

1.) A box meant to contain information, but is not actually large enough to hold aforementioned information. Can be found on College Board AP tests.

2.) A box, also meant to hold information, but the information is "approximated". Can pertain to weight, past drug use, sexual preference, ect.

1.
Hunter: How the hell am I supposed to fit this huge sticker on this little square on my AP test?
Katie: It's an approx-a-box, figure your shit out.
Hunter: Friggin huge sticker!

2.
Hunter: Why does your application say you're 105 lbs, never done drugs, and you strictly date men?
Katie: Dude, it's an approx-a-box.
Hunter: Oh, ok.

approx-a-box by Hgray May 5, 2009

farts-in-a-box 

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

farts-in-a-box by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

dick in a box 

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box

dick in a box by caffeine21 December 23, 2006