about to bake your ass

Insult someone, or go in on someone for something they are doing, wearing, etc

"Johnny your shirt's ugly as hell I'mma about to bake your ass"

about to bake your ass by Jujomomo February 26, 2014

about to got to 

when you are absolutely going to have to do something, but don't have to do it yet.

"I'm about to got to pay the rent!"

"I'm about to got to hit the piñata!"

about to got to by hello, my name is ______ December 13, 2008

About to fly 

When an unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) situation gets too close to the point of collapse.

A: "Yo... how´s your relationship with Juliette?"
B: "About to fly."

About to fly by rperazag July 10, 2010

about to be 

about to be counts for girls clothing, horseshoes and handgrenades not to be confused with the word "almost"

That shirt is about to be showing way to much hun

about to be by Darteous November 26, 2010

About to break dance 

Someone who doesn't dance and is trying their hardest to dance. They end up "about to break dance". Arms move toward the ground as if they are about do a big break dance move but it never happens. And everyone is left waiting for the big moment

Person 1: hey! Look that guy is gonna break dance! Let's give him space!

Person 2: nah! I've been watching him for 10 minutes, he's "about to break dance" it's never gonna happen dude!

About to break dance by Jbizzle March 9, 2015

about to slump 

About to fall asleep

Yo I'm about to slump

about to slump by jumpman1098 June 12, 2016

About to goof 

What Goofy says as he releases his climatic cream, following sexual intercourse.

Goofy pushed his dong rocket deep into mini mouse's lovin' oven as he grabbed her big mouse ears. " YUHUK, I'm about to GOOF" said Goofy as his penis released a huge tsunami of jizz in Mini's snatch.

About to goof by CFJ4 May 18, 2019