|1.||Pulling a Keith|
When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.
You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?
Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.
You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?
Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer
A few moments later...
Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?
You: No, he is pulling a keith again.
Other friend: Sigh..again?
When a guy is getting head, right before he's about to splooge, he pulls outta the girls mouth, jizzes all over her face, and sticks a carrot in her mouth.
Right before he was about to finish, he pulled outta the girls mouth and gave her a snowman.
When someone is about to laugh out loud, tries to hold it in, but it breaks out, and the person ends up screaming
Robin was about to laugh at my video, but she held it in, resulting in a lolsplosion that blew out my eardrums
(Synonym of the slang word "finnah") Both words meaning that one is about to or going to do something.
"Nigga, I'm trynah head out to da mall, ya dub?"
"Who's trynah text me today?"
1. someone with their head twisted so far up their own fucking ass that they can't see an economic crisis when they see it
2. someone with their head so far up GODS ass that they dont realize that killing is killing whether or not its a grown person or a cluster of cells smaller than the ball at the head of a pin
3. someone without the self-respect to be a democrat, or far too unintelligent to figure out that being republican is the shits of the universe, and that they are the shit of the universe for existing
1. Most Republicans can't see past the cash far enough to benefit the common man.
2. Wow, those Republicans sure can't seem to figure out whether they're being idiotic on their stance of abortion, or whether they're being dip shits about their stance on execution, because any rational bug on the face of the planet can see that they cant' have it both ways.
3. Huh, that Republican is soooooooooooo Republican.
poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face
Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head
|7.||Positive to a fault|
(adj.) To be overly optimistic to the point where one cannot be bothered to sort out the problems, leading to failure through neglect.
She thinks she's a good driver, but she's positive to a fault. She drives while putting on her lipstick. She's about to crash.....
Okay she's unconcious. Time to score some head!