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About to happen, or it will inevitably happen.
Bitch, you abousta be donkey punched if you keep runnin' yo mouth.
by Chris in the cubicle farm February 11, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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expressing the fact that a task is about to be preformed. Used uasualy by white trash and ghetto filth.
I am abousta take da transmition outta da tub sos i can take ma bath!
by Norgab February 13, 2004
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Used when conveying one's intention to perform a certain activity in the very near future.
I'm abousta slap yo mamma!
by Jeff and JP February 12, 2004
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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"Hey man, I'm abousta to get up outta here!"
by ATLhighgirl February 11, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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