Abortion is the best birth control method known.

The procedure is usually made by medication when performed within the first month because the man's gravy is still fluid. However, if the woman wait too long, the man's juice become like jelly steak. Consequently, the thing must be pumped out with an abortion vacuum.
Mom: Sweetie Darling! Did you gain some weight?

Girl: What!?! Oh no! I must be pregnant again!

Mom: That's okay sweet heart. I'll call your abortion Doctor for an appointment.

Girl: Thanks mom!

Mom: You're welcome, honey! Don't forget, you start working at 1AM tonight!

Girl: Okay!
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Another controversial issue. It's to terminate something. Usually a fetus. Or a computer program. But more on the fetus issue, people think it's disgusting and horrible. And I walk the line for abortion. Let's say a 13 year old girl is raped and is pregnant, should she have to keep that child? No. Therefore abortion is the (excuse the word) best option she has. But here is where it's blurry. I don't think abortion should be a way out. Let's say a 25 year old women with a steady job and casual boyfriend gets pregnant, but doesn't want the child. She just doesn't want kids. But here's the hitch, she's had an abortion 3 times before. Should she be able to get one? No. She's using it as a way out. Which is wrong. So how do you right the law to help those who need it and stop those who abuse it? Perhaps a limit. As sick as it sounds maybe you are only allowed 2 abortions or something. No I'm not taking this lightly as "oh so your allowed to kill an unborn child for no reason?" no I'm not saying that. I'm saying there needs to be a way to make it work. I don't know if that will ever be found, but I hope it does.
Guy: Damn computer problem, time to abort the program.

Abortion is a controversial issue.
by i speak truth August 24, 2006

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A Right that only a woman has in some countries to kill her own unborn child as a matter of choice. If that same woman attempted to kill herself authorities would step in and save her from herself and place her under psychiatric care. (That makes sense) Some people would have you believe that abortion benefits society by relieving government of the cost of raising that child. This could be a true statement if you knew the future of that child (Maybe a Bill Gates). I wonder if those same people would rationalize the killing of handicapped & poor people who's situation we already know. Some people also can not see the difference between the death penalty and abortion. In one case the victim didn't do anything to deserve the punishment and in the other case the victim chose to take the life of someone else, therefore in his mind killing of another must be alright so the killing of him should be alright too. (Do unto others as you would have them do unto you and I'm not religious, just makes sense) So first admit abortion is killing and then say it's OK to kill your own child. At least be honest about your decision and the laws this country passes. As far as the act of masturbation being killing, you are leaving the cells to die but the last time I check the killing of sperm wasn't a crime. But by the way some Liberals think maybe they could find away to make those "evil men" pay for their actions. I'm sure if a woman did something like that there would some excuse like "I didn't know better" or "I couldn't help myself" or "It's my body, I'll do what I want". In ending I personally believe abortion should be used in self defense only (To stop the killing or suffering of the mother). In the case of rape, a D&C right after the crime should prevent the pregnancy. Whatever decisions you make in life please choose logic over emotion you'll be happier with your decisions.
I'm having an abortion because The Supreme Court said I could!
by CommonSense April 19, 2006

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There have been more abortions in Bush's first 4 years than there were in Clinton's 8 years and the first 30 presidents combined.
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Something which no one ideally wants to have. Like any surgery or medical treatment problems can occur.

If so called "right to lifers" really want to do something positive, they would channel all their anger and use it to no better word than "glorify" all the alternatives women have to abortion, instead of attacking those who see no other alternative and the doctors that only want to make sure that a woman doesn't suffer from the process.
If rich republicans want everyone who gets pregnant to give birth, then they should start lining up to adopt into their own homes all the kids who are born to women who realize they wont be able to raise those children properly.
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the magic undo button
joe-hey i heard you were pregnant
jill-no, i got that taken care of
joe-wow, abortion is a great thing
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An object that should go away, be removed or destroyed
A Baby, A Broken Computer, anything really.. "John your an abortion" "That computer is an abortion" "This game is an abortion"
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