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(Brit. Slang) Humorous term for use when something – usually a task - goes badly and disastrously wrong. Similar to "Pete Tong" or “tits up”.
"Oops. That was a bit of an abortion."
by flip February 16, 2005
word generally used by PC to describe something that totally sucks.
"Man, that's an absolute abortion of a performance, man!"
by The Sooz December 20, 2004
One of the most irresponsible, selfish things on the planet. Essentially, the act of killing an innocent unborn child, merely because you can't handle the situation you got yourself into. Even in the case of rape victims, a more humane and natural way to deal with your unfortunate circumstance would be to give the baby up for adoption. P.S. if it matters to anyone, I am a Democrat.
To the person who equated male masturbation to genocide, it's a tad bit different when there isn't a female reproduction system involved, now isn't it? Abortion
by Beatlesman October 24, 2011
A controversial topic that should have only one rule:

Who cares if it goes against 'God' or the 'Bible'?
Who's God? Who's bible?
NOT MINE and not a lot of other citizens of this world.

This country is the 'land o' the FREE!'
Not the 'land of the Land of the free when it's conveniant for us.'

Whether abortion is right or wrong,
it should be a choice.
Wrong way to disagree with abortion:

Right way to disagree with abortion:
"I think the baby is alive no matter what you say, so to me it is murder."
by Danielle Danielle January 08, 2009
Diarrhea as a result of food baby. "The runs". Usually the result of greasy fast-food.
"I need to get to a delivery room before i abort this food fetus all over the lobby."

"I've been having abortions for weeks. Must be food baby poisoning."
by chandizl January 08, 2009
The act of killing a zygote. But what exactly is a zygote? " A cell that is the result of fertilization." Yes, one cell. Itch your arm: You just lost thousands of cells. How many cells are in an adult body? 100 trillion. Yes, trillion. You kill in war, death penalty, and hunt animals, but you can't kill one cell? By the way, a zygote CAN'T fell pain because it doesn't have any nerves. The earth is already WAY overpopulated: 3,000 starving african children (just children, not adults) die every day because they have no food to eat, and you want more? Why should we ruin a girl's life just because she got pregnant? Killing a fly hurts more that killing zygote, so stop saying that it hurts. If you eat meat, odds are you kill over 50 animals a year, why are zygotes any different? Yes, I'm a virgin, but that doesn't mean I hate any one who isn't.
Amy: (Crying) I have to get an abortion...
Jenny: SATAN!

Danny: But your dad's in the army, the guy who slept with your girlfriend got the death penalty, and your eating a chicken sandwich right now.
Jack: But thats different, because those things can fell it, and zygotes can't.
Danny: WTF???
by angelicawalker123 February 27, 2009
Women and girls stories about abortion.

“I was an emotional wreck. The following day I was empty, sad, numb. I knew that day I had made a huge mistake. I wish with all my heart I would have done things differently.”

“I was told that I would be out for eight minutes and I would feel only a little discomfort afterwards. They lied,it ruined 10 years of my life.”

“Please understand that by aborting your unborn child, that does not make the baby go away. Your baby will be in your heart until you die. After abortion – the guilt, shame and loneliness is horrible. Once you abort, you cannot go back and change it.”

“Two weeks after the abortion, I went into labor. I staggered into the bathroom. And there, with my husband beside me, I delivered a part of my baby the doctor had missed. It was the head of my baby. . .” “I’ll wake up in the middle of the night, thinking I hear a baby crying. And I still have nightmares in which I am forced to watch my baby being ripped
apart in front of me. I simply miss my baby. I constantly wake up wanting to nurse my child, wanting to hold my child. And that’s something the doctor never told me I would experience.”
LORI NERAD - former national president of Women Exploited by Abortion
Abortion is wrong, change your life today.
by RayRaRoo January 09, 2009