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What you do when you get pregnant. All you have to do is go to the hospital and teel them that you have a kid inside of you. They'll scramble its brains and vacuum it out.
Amy: *Sigh* Pregnant again. I guess it's time for an abortion.

*Amy goes to doctor*

Amy: Hello Doctor, i'm pregnant. Get rid of it.
Doctor: Ok, we'll just scramble its brains and vacuum it out of there.
by Bloodbath 87 March 05, 2009
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The act of killing a baby (while HE/SHE is still growing into a human life) while inside the womb.

Very controversial topic about if it is wrong or not, but anybody who supports it knows it is wrong and turns a blind eye. Their most common and feeble argument is that it is a woman's choice what to do with her body. Everyone knows it's not her body. It's the baby's. And if she hadn't been stupid she could have "chosen" not to have sex in the first place. In the case of rape--what the hell is wrong with adoption?

Pro-choicers believe they have science on their side, which couldn't be funnier. “He who denies that human life begins with conception does not need to contend with religion, but science. To deny this certainty of biology is not to express a lack of faith, but a lack of basic knowledge of human genetics, something that is even known by the general public.”

"It is a poverty that a child must die, so that you may live as you wish." -Mother Teresa
Sarah: "Abortion is the best thing like evar!"
Jacey: "How so?"
Sarah: "Like, it gives women more choice and freedom!"
Jacey: "Often, abortions are given to very young girls who are scared and ashamed of the pregnancy and are generally easy to manipulate. It's more like it takes rights away from women."
Sarah: "Umm, well sometimes the mom can like, DIE! Then what?"
Jacey: "Yeah, that's true. But how selfish it is that a mother would kill her own child to save her own skin or risk being injured in the slightest."
Sarah: "Well, it's just a clump of tissue!"
Jacey: "I'm a clump of tissue. You're a clump of tissue. Your point? There's no denying what that 'clump of tissue' will grow into if somebody does not decide to kill the poor thing. Plus- it's not. It's a human, obviously."
Sarah: "Fine, well...whatever! Even if you manage to get rid of abortion, illegal ones will still take place!"
Jacey: "But the rate will most likely have significantly decreased, and you don't know how many people will be constantly finding more and more illegal abortion clinics and doctors. I, for one, will never stop being the voice of those innocent children who never had one."

The typical argument between he pro-"choice" and pro-LIFE sides. Anddd it's obvious who has more facts, science, and basic morals on their side. Choose life. :)
by neverstopfighting February 23, 2011
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The process goes something like this the doctor inserts a tube into the womb where upon he finds the baby. If the baby is small enough it is then sucked through the tube and therefore dies. If it it is too large then the doctor uses various instruments to mash apart the baby soft premature body thereby causing the baby horrendous amounts of pain. (The baby is known to have feelings because when touched by the head of the sucker it moves away from it and cowers in the womb.) The baby's head is usually last thing to come through the tube due to the thickness of the skull. This process is proven due to a ultrasound of the abortion. The abortionist was shown the ultrasound footage and never did another abortion. Watch the movie The Silent Screams for this footage.
The mom could have have let the baby grow up and become a living person, but instead she decided to play god and end the unborn's life via abortion.
by Silentscreams July 09, 2009
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The only method of killing that Republicans oppose.
There's one way we don't kill people and it's that way!

Mommy didn't have an abortion so I can die in the war like she did.
by talkshow September 01, 2005
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The hilarious procedure in which a soon-to-be ugly baby is instead destroyed before it has a chance to wreak havoc on the world.

Contrary to popular belief, abortion is actually a life saving procedure. The rate of aborted babies that went on to commit murder is 0%, a percentage significantly lower than the rate of unaborted babies.

When it comes to "when life begins", a poll of aborted babies concluded that none of them minded being aborted too much. Their response was similar to that of a pool of semen, who were also not very distressed at not getting a chance at life.
Abortion should be a mandatory procedure for anyone not capable of raising a child, or with genes deemed "unsatisfactory."

Adoption Agencies should eliminate all of the infants they get. (but only if they haven't recieved their soul from god yet!!)
by IEATLIVEPUPPIES April 28, 2005
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The act of terminating human life, in its early developmental stage. Proponents of all abortions including non life threatening, non rape, and non incest related situations often believe that life that is yet to be born is worth less than life that has been born. This however is a logical fallacy. The logic goes something like this. Well its just a bunch of cells. It cannot think, it cannot feel, it cannot breathe, it cannot eat, its just a bunch of stuff till it comes out of the womb. However a careful examination of the scientific facts lead to a very different conclusion. From the point of conception, the union of the two haploid cells to form a diploid organism (haploid sperm and eggs are not organisms just means transferring heritable material (DNA) during sexual reproduction) complex cellular events begin that lead to the development of a human being.

This development is continuous and does not end simply when a baby is born, which conflicts with the notion that when a baby is born development is complete. There is no magical reason why a baby cannot be born fully capable of walking. However there are physiological reasons why this would not be a good thing. One, the over development of limbs within the womb would be so great that getting through the birth canal would be impossible and the human species would not be viable. In nature , other organisms are capable of locomotion within hours after birth (horses). Again, different physioligical requirements hence different developmental tasks during gestation within the womb.
To the second point that human life within the womb is incapable of utilization of sensory organs. This is true for the early points of development, however completely false for later portions of development within the womb. Well into the late first and through the rest of pregnancy a fragile human heart has begun to beat literally, and nerve cells have begun to send and receive signals from one another in response to their environment. Moreover many psychology studies have shown that babies within the womb are capable of recognizing the voice of their mothers before and after birth. This is hardly the sign of an organism that is incapable of the use of its sensory organs, in this case the sense of hearing.
I could go on and on. My major point is this. The 5-4 decision of Roe V. Wade was made during at least 40 years ago. In the realm of scientific knowledge, especially knowledge about human development and cellular biology the 1960s and seventies were the dark ages. We simply know so much more, and are only beginning to understand the full capability of early human life which many derisively call a "fetus" in order to con notate it's subhuman status. This is only the beginning of our understanding. The more we know about human life throughout its developmental stages, the more thought we will have to put into terminating it without just cause. Think about it. Pick up a biology book, a Development of the Nervous system book and enlighten yourself. You will find that what is happening in the womb is less like baking cookies in an oven, and more like building an international space station with the building blocks of life, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Hydrogen, and coordinating all the cells and tissues to work together as one seamless entity. Its complicated, and it should be respected. Thank you.
Katie wanted to fit into her wedding dress so she had an abortion.
by jackson5 November 09, 2007
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a sick, cruel way of killing an unborn child, usually because of couples being stupid and not waiting for marriage to have sex and something goes wrong
"Liberals are for abortion because they don't want any competition when it comes to whining and crying and throwing a fit."
by The Conservative Next Door March 30, 2010
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