The hilarious procedure in which a soon-to-be ugly baby is instead destroyed before it has a chance to wreak havoc on the world.

Contrary to popular belief, abortion is actually a life saving procedure. The rate of aborted babies that went on to commit murder is 0%, a percentage significantly lower than the rate of unaborted babies.

When it comes to "when life begins", a poll of aborted babies concluded that none of them minded being aborted too much. Their response was similar to that of a pool of semen, who were also not very distressed at not getting a chance at life.
Abortion should be a mandatory procedure for anyone not capable of raising a child, or with genes deemed "unsatisfactory."

Adoption Agencies should eliminate all of the infants they get. (but only if they haven't recieved their soul from god yet!!)
by IEATLIVEPUPPIES April 28, 2005
The act of unmercifully and oftentimes brutally killing a LIVING HUMAN BEING. Sure it isn't developed yet, but who's to say it can't feel pain. NOBODY. Why should a poor little baby suffer because of her mothers mistakes. That's just plain wrong and unfair. They say that women should have the right to do this...Ok...What about little baby girls that are killed? Don't you think they deserve the right TO FUCKING LIVE? I'm not a right wing republican either. I hate war. I also hate the fact that 4000 innocent little beings are killed daily. It's bullshit. How about all these dumb cunts that don't use condoms or birth control take responsibility for the consequences of their actions. The only time abortion should be allowed is in the case of rape. Then, well, one can understand why a woman wouldn't want to carry a baby that was forcefully brought unto her.
If you feel that abortion is perfectly ok, please goto google dot com and select images. Type in abortion. When you're done puking, tell me what you think of it.
by MyNameIsNotImportant1234567890 February 02, 2008
abortion is killing a helpless devolping baby that didnt do anything to deserve it. I am against abortion but i do understand if the girl was raped or has medical problems but other then stuff like that then i disagree. Most girls have an abortion because they dont want to get caught being pregnant or they just dnt want the child and they didnt plan it. Well i have a better solution for you: dont have sex. Why make the helpless baby suffer for ur dumb mistakes. What im also against is that the guy has no say in what the girl does(and im a girl). That is stupid its the boys baby too and i understand its the girls body n its her choice but like i said u should of thought of that before u had sex. If there was reasonable cause to have an abortion and the guy disagrees thats where it would be the girls choice but not if the girl simply dosent want to have it. Another thing if you dont want the baby then put it up for adoption and give it to to people who would die for children because they cant have children and u have the privalge to carry a baby and you are being ungrateful. Another thing i am not saying this because of religion this is so much more then religion. Imagine u were that baby and u had to be killed because ur mom didnt want you. And lets say u do wanna be dumb and have an abortion because u simply dont want the baby then how about u have it before 3 months before it develops. It dosent take you three months to do an abortion. and i understand that girls cant support a baby ok then set it up for adoption not kill the poor thing and i dont care what any one says abortion is killing/murdering because its not a toy that in your body its a living thing and dont say all this bullshit where its not fully a baby and blah blah you guys know that its a baby but r to damn stupid to admit it.
girl: OH MY GOD AMY, TOM GOT ME PREGNANT, my parents are gonna kill me.
Amy: Then get an abortion and kill the baby they wont find out.
girl: yeah your right but lets go in 2 months when the baby is fully developed.
by Manderzz03 April 13, 2007
"Abortion, at the very least, needs to be left open as an option in cases of rape (so as not to further victimize the woman by forcing her to carry the child of her assailant)"

...Or you can take the morning-after pill.


Although incest is disgusting, if it is a consensual relationship, it should be treated like any other relationship.

"and when the mother's life is in danger (as in an ectopic or tubal pregnancy, which will kill the mother if carried to term)."


"Dangerous "back alley" abortions would also result if abortion were banned completely."

This is true, but this is why abortion should be regulated with common sense, not completely banned.

"An interesting contradiction in terms is that supposed "pro-lifers" also tend to be in favor of the death penalty"

There is absolutely nothing contradicting about opposing the death of an innocent child and supporting the death of a child molester, murderer, terrorist, etc.

"and have a real bad habit of shooting doctors and blowing up abortion clinics."

And how many times does this happen compared to those who peacefully protest it?

"It's also very difficult to decide exactly when life begins. By Pro-lifer logic, masturbation would probably also be considered murder, as sperm are technically alive and somewhat human (haploid)."

Except sperm are simply a cell and have no heartbeat or feel pain.

"What they don't seem to understand is that there's a difference between something that is merely "human" and a full-blown, sentient "person."

Okay, what's the difference? It's not developed enough? If that's the case, we can kill a five year old because it's not as developed as a twenty year old.

"but it's a woman's right protected under the law."

And what about the child's right to life? Life, liberty, property, not Choice, liberty, property.

Abortion is despicable.
by david smith, jr. May 03, 2008
Simply put, the act of murdering a helpless little baby. Pro-choice activists feel that whether or not a woman should carry a child to full term should be her choice, but what they seem to forget is that the woman made her choice. She chose to have sex. Every person knows the risk you take when you have sex. Even a young child can understand that. That risk especially increases when you have sex without protection. So tell me, where exactly is it that a woman isn't getting her right to choose? If she isn't ready to deal with the consequences, then she isn't ready for sex. It is not fair for the child to be punished because the mother screwed up.
Now people are going to argue with me, "but what about in the cases of rape and incest?" Let's look at that, shall we? Honestly, how many of the abortions carried out are actually for that reason? Probably less than 1%. Women use it as their form of birth control. Often times, they have more than one. I honestly don't see how anyone can live with themselves after murdering a baby. If you don't want the child, there are plenty of loving and responsible people that do. Have the baby and give it up for adoption. There is no shame in better a couple's life, as well as a baby.
I was irresponsible when I had sex and got pregnant. I don't want it so I will end its life by having an abortion.
by simpleme May 30, 2005
A murderous medical procedure that all good soccer moms have if they discover they are pregnant with a male child in their first pregnancy. All good soccer moms have a girl first. Then a boy if necessary.
Taylor the soccer mom got rid of that nasty male fetus by having an abortion.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
A last resource for women with an unwanted pregnancy, either because pregnancy is not legal in her state, she is underage or if she does not want anybody to find out.

Abortion is a procedure done for various reasons, some examples may include, health issues, because she is too young to care for a child, they do not have enough money, the woman was raped or the pregnancy is due to incest or because there is nobody to support them through it or because the unborn baby is stillborn or has a serious disease.

Abortion is not an issue that is taken lightly by the mother, and is very stressful for them to go through.

It may be unfair for men in the church to make these decisions, as it should really be a woman’s choice, and coming down to it men don’t really have to deal with these things all the time. In some situations it may be the only option and nobody should be ever judged for doing this.

Others may say it is murder of an innocent child.

It is important to make up your own decision about abortions, but nobody should ever be judged as sometimes it is the only option.

It may be important also to think outside the square with this issue and not only follow what you have been taught or what the church says, or even, if your on the other side, your friend had an abortion and you think it’s fine. You need to think and maybe accept that in some situations it is necessary and in others it is not.
case example : a 14 year old girl was raped on the street and just found out she is Pregnant. She has a serious heart condition and her family does not have much money and is not supportive. Her dad finds out and accuses her of lying about being raped and kicks her out of home. she thinks she may have to get an abortion but she is religious and doesn't believe in abortion. She doesn't know what to do

what would you do?
by sarah-3-2321 June 11, 2006

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