The only method of killing that Republicans oppose.
There's one way we don't kill people and it's that way!

Mommy didn't have an abortion so I can die in the war like she did.
by talkshow September 01, 2005
Abortion is sucking out a mass of sperm and egg that cannot survive outside the womb. Contrary to what Republicans think, the Bible does NOT decide how others should live their lives. That's why the Bible theory is thrown out..

Not all people who get abortions are (teen) whores or not ready. If that was the case, everyone would wait to have sex for a LOOONG time, with a steady job and money. Clearly, that's impossible and will not happen. If the woman or the man used protection, then they did not want money. Sure, adoption could work. But if you don't want to spend over $3000 on pre-natal care and the pregnancy itself, abortion is a viable option.

Abortion is also helpful if raped, incest or health complications arose. Apparently, only 1% of abortions are for rape, and 7% make up all three. But hey, statistics can be made up to suit your needs.

A child is not a fetus. A baby is not a fetus. If you can hold it in your arms, and put a diaper on it, it is a baby. Fetuses take nutrition, and await to turn into babies, but they are NOT babies. I completely oppose third-trimester abortion, because in most cases it CAN survive outside the womb.

Granted, you can also just take Plan B. But everything that lessens the burden on humanity is apparently wrong(mainly because of the Bible).

Abortion lessens the amount of abused, neglected children. Adoption doesn't always work out, and the results can be the same, with cruel parents. But why bring them into a miserable life? See, abortion DOES help.
A: ZOMG SHE HAD SEX WITH THIS GUY AND HAD ABORTION, WHAT A WHORE!

B: No, you ignorant fool. She used a condom.

A: Oh..Well...erm..She was being safe, not really a whore..

B: Exactly.
by Covert9 August 28, 2009
a fuck up, a goddamn almighty spanner in the works, a mess - total mess, when something happens that prevents the natural conclusion of things
christ, I made a real abortion of that math(s) paper

The bastards stole my passport - what a fucking abortion! - I had to cancel my fucking holiday

Jeze, my life is such a fucking abortion
by vixen5 August 30, 2008
The only garaunteed form of birth control.
You're pregnant again!?! Go get the fucking clothes hanger!

Abortion = birth control
by youmightknowme March 19, 2008
Women and girls stories about abortion.

“I was an emotional wreck. The following day I was empty, sad, numb. I knew that day I had made a huge mistake. I wish with all my heart I would have done things differently.”
CARRIE CAMILLERI
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA


“I was told that I would be out for eight minutes and I would feel only a little discomfort afterwards. They lied,it ruined 10 years of my life.”
MAE ABBOTT
LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA



“Please understand that by aborting your unborn child, that does not make the baby go away. Your baby will be in your heart until you die. After abortion – the guilt, shame and loneliness is horrible. Once you abort, you cannot go back and change it.”
LISA BURROUGHS
BUENA PARK, CALIFORNIA



“Two weeks after the abortion, I went into labor. I staggered into the bathroom. And there, with my husband beside me, I delivered a part of my baby the doctor had missed. It was the head of my baby. . .” “I’ll wake up in the middle of the night, thinking I hear a baby crying. And I still have nightmares in which I am forced to watch my baby being ripped
apart in front of me. I simply miss my baby. I constantly wake up wanting to nurse my child, wanting to hold my child. And that’s something the doctor never told me I would experience.”
LORI NERAD - former national president of Women Exploited by Abortion
Abortion is wrong, change your life today.
by RayRaRoo January 09, 2009
The removal of an unborn baby.
Really, in the physical life, there is nothing wrong with abortion. Though it is seen as just purely wrong to abort a baby when the woman having it was simply having sex without protection and not caring, most see it wrong because of their religious beliefs. Since the Bible hasn't so touched up on the subject of abortion directly, people have seen it fit for them to add to the scriptures and such and call it murder, which in fact is wrong according to the Bible.

Really, abortion is considered right overall when it is found that the baby will die along with the wife, will be born into a life a pain, or is the product of rape, but even here many "Pro-lifers" insist this is wrong and that it is murder and want it banned, when it simply starts up the same protestes from "Pro-choicers" and "Back alley" abortions.

"Pro-choicers" also say that if abortion is wrong, then maturbation is wrong (Which is "unclean" to the Bible, not a sin, incase you don't know). Though yes, this is the death of sperm itself, most "Pro-Lifers" say that this is only half of the equation for life, and doesn't count.

All in all, I have this to say to you women out there:
It doesn't matter if it's your choice at the moment. Don't be a whore. Use protection. You'll only need to do this when you really have to, and only unknowing, extremist "Pro-lifers" will oppose your decisions, which are a matter of death without it anyways.
If you fall into the religious category, and you cannot go about through life with a child without bringing pain to the baby, you, and others, put it up for adoption.
Not only is it a bit more "moral", but it won't be murder, and all in all, adoption is always a much more viable choice.
But that's the thing.
All in all, it is YOUR choice.
There are three, though.
Abortion.
Adoption.
Birth and Parenting.
If you can't care for the baby without pain or death brought to him or her due to your environment or the cause (Mainly rape), mark out Birth.
If you, the baby, or both will die if birthed, mark out Adoption and Birth.

If the above don't apply, make your choice based off your beliefs, and what you'd feel best with, not what others feel.
It's none of their buisness.

Also, use protection if you don't want a child. PERIOD!
by Slavik Von Stockholm July 11, 2005
The act of terminating a pregnancy. Synonym for do-over.
Gotta go down to planned pregnancy for that abortion. Hey no do-overs.
by Ray Flynn May 11, 2005
There have been more abortions in Bush's first 4 years than there were in Clinton's 8 years and the first 30 presidents combined.
by Mediaptera February 15, 2005

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