The only method of killing that Republicans oppose.
There's one way we don't kill people and it's that way!

Mommy didn't have an abortion so I can die in the war like she did.
by talkshow September 01, 2005
Murder that stupid, brainwashed, ignorant women help commit because they didn't use birth control and/or they are too dumb or cant be bothered, to adopt the child. Abortion is actually MURDER that is legalized in many countries due to the fact that satanic groups such as the "illuminati" etc run most countries and they love sacrificing babys. They legalize abortion to please their god, Satan. The founder of planned parenthood, Margaret Sanger, was a racist and satanist that wanted black genocide. She hated black people and thought it best that they all die. She is rotting in hell now.
Example 1:

David Rockefeller: Would you care to help me sacrifice some babys to please our lord, satan?

Satanist lapdog: Yes master, i would love to!

Example 2:

Idiot guy: My friend Liz had an abortion because she got raped. I think it was for the best.

Sensible guy: If you support abortion in any way, you are a sick fuck!
by GRU Sniper October 26, 2006
The largest genocide in the world with 40 million murdered and counting. The most morally wrong act possible. Done by people who are legally retarded and probably should be killed themselves for being such damn dumbasses or people high on crack infused with crystal meth.

The putting of ones personal, selfish desires before those of an innocent human being.
That bitch killed herself because she knew that she was going to Hell anyway.

I was so high that I killed a baby and ate it.

I run an abortion clinic. I share the same views as fucking Hitler. I probably should just suck myself up in a fucking vaccuum until I am fucking dead.
by Against Murder November 01, 2006
Wrong.

The opposite of Right.
" You're an abortion "

" That's an abortion "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
The traditional method of whores who are too fucking stupid to use less murderous methods to control birth, such as a condom. Bullshit such as "it was the hardest thing I ever did!" usually follows, but she usually has no problem doing it AGAIN!

Feminists like to argue that banning abortion is against women's rights (women's rights include murder?) and it would make them turn to back alley abortion, which has a high risk of death. Well, who's to say that the latter wouldn't be for the better?

Of course, this wouldn't be so bad if abortion were limited to rape cases, incest, or possible death of the mother, but that obviously isn't so. Hell, with the abortion rate being over a million a year in North America ALONE, you would have to be a moron to think so.
There has been over 40 million abortions since Roe vs Wade.
by BusinessMan April 22, 2005
The product of Roe vs. Wade. This means it is okay to kill babies before they are born if you do not wish to be responsible and mature enough to care for them, even though that's what you're supposed to do. The easy way out for ill-prepared young parents.
Pray to stop abortion
by The Loyal Bush Legionary February 22, 2005
What crazy liberals like to do to unborn babies.Then they take their penis out and insert it between two aborted fetuses to simulate an artificial vagina.
Liberals love abortion and think that if they can't screw corpses and aborted fetuses or molest children then that is an example of church and state encroaching on them.
by libs eat fetus-o's September 29, 2005
The traditional method of whores who are too fucking stupid to use less murderous methods to control birth, such as a condom. Bullshit such as "it was the hardest thing I ever did!" usually follows, but she has no problem doing it AGAIN!

Feminists like to argue that banning abortion is against women's rights (women's rights include murder?) and it would make them turn to back alley abortion, which has a high risk of death. Well, who's to say that the latter wouldn't be for the better?

Of course, this wouldn't be so bad if abortion were limited to rape cases, incest, or possible death of the mother, but that obviously isn't so. Hell, with the abortion rate being over a million a year in North America ALONE, you would have to be a moron to think so.

The real problem here is the rampant EXTREMELY idiotic denials and unbelievable justifications of these same whores. For one thing, commonly cited attacks against pro-lifers are something along the lines of "abortion is used for rapes or babies who will die/suffer anyway!".

Hah! Wake up! Nobody believes your bullshit. This is especially true since the national abortion rates SURPASSES the rape AND the birth deformity rate COMBINED! So don't even try that BS.

And concerning the other argument, that it's better to end the baby's life because the mother isn't able to take care of it and it will suffer anyway. I admit that this is a valid reason, but then I retort with that's why we have something called LAWS! There are laws against doing shit like that and women who have been known to do things like that have already been punished. It's a widely known fact that jails are not a fun place to be, so I'm just assuming that women don't like being in jail!

Finally, and what is possibly the least believable, yet the most widely spread lie of all, is that an unborn baby is not a human. *Beep beep* WRONG! Try going to medical websites and going with one of your pregnant relatives sometime, kiddies. Unborn babies are ALIVE! Not only do they MOVE, but they also REACT. You know, things that thinking beings do?

The fact that these immoral assholes tries to justify their murders with bullshit such as "masturbation could be considered murder if abortion is" or "fetus can't survive outside of the womb" is disgusting. For the first, masturbation is NOT murder. Sperms are NOT alive. They are single cell objects, almost like bloodcells. They do not develop "living functions" such as the capacity to think, consume, or reproduce until they combine with a female egg. Aside from this fact, well, just think about it. If they destruction of sperm is murder, then does that mean that women are inherently murderers? You know, the whole PMS thing?

Alright, now that that is refuted, lets move on to the fetus being unabled to live outside the womb. People, try kicking your toddlers out of the house. Do you think they'll be able to survive? No! Just like a fetus, they need their parents to provide for them!

Like all pro-lifers and the Republican party, I explicitly am against abortion. I desire abortion to be banned under all conditions, except rape, incest, and possible death of mother. Our society today needs better morals and what better way to start than by stopping the legalized murdering of our most vulnerable citizens?
There has been over 40 million abortions since Roe vs Wade in 1973. Do the math.

The statistics of over 40 million abortions appeared in 2000, so that is 27 years since Roe vs Wade. That means that there has been something like 2 million or more abortions a year since Roe vs Wade.

And the above statistics isn't taking into account the fact that the abortion rate is RISING due to rising acceptance of abortion.
by BusinessMan May 13, 2005

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