When a woman gets aroused on her way out of the abortion clinic and bangs the first anti-abortion activist she lays eyes on.
Woman: Hey man, wanna have some abortion sex?
Activist: What!? You are the devil!
Woman: Yeah, but you're a virgin. Pussy!
Activist: Um...true. Is the offer still on the table?
Woman: Come on Jeb, I'll take care of you. Off with those pants!