| 1. | Curb abortion | ||
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Stems from the movie "American History X" where the main character makes his opponent "bite the curb" while he stomps the back his head. A curb abortion occurs when a women lies belly-to-curb while her unborn child's father stomps on her lower back, thus aborting the fetus. Goddamn condom broke again! Eh, fuck it ill just give the bitch a curb abortion.
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| 2. | Barley Soup Abortion | ||
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Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program. On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina |
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| 3. | Abortion | ||
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Abortion is the best birth control method known.
The procedure is usually made by medication when performed within the first month because the man's gravy is still fluid. However, if the woman wait too long, the man's juice become like jelly steak. Consequently, the thing must be pumped out with an abortion vacuum. Mom: Sweetie Darling! Did you gain some weight?
Girl: What!?! Oh no! I must be pregnant again! Mom: That's okay sweet heart. I'll call your abortion Doctor for an appointment. Girl: Thanks mom! Mom: You're welcome, honey! Don't forget, you start working at 1AM tonight! Girl: Okay! |
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| 4. | abortion | ||
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Abortion is the best known birth control method.
During the first month of pregnancy, the procedure is made on medication because the man's gravy is still fluid inside and it is easy to get rid of it. However, if the pregnant woman wait for too long, the abortion Doctor will have to pump the thing out using an abortion vacuum, because the man's juice will become like jelly steak gravy. Mother: Sweetie, Darling! Did you gain some weight?
Girl: What?!? Oh no! I must be pregnant again! Mother: That's okay sweetheart. I will call the abortion doctor and take an appointment for you. Girl: Thanks mom! Mother: You're welcome honey! Don't forget, you start working at 11pm tonight! Girl: Okay.... |
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| 5. | Casey Anthony Abortion | ||
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The act of committing a post birth termination of your infant or small child. The act is best performed by enticing the child into trying out your new chloroform perfume followed by a trunk ride to the park (no car seat needed). Killing the child in a way that can not be determined by advanced medical science and dumping the body in a burlap sack in a wooded area near your home and getting away with it. Sluts who carry out this type of abortion are nearly always looking at it as a means to get more dick. Without a child the dick to face ratio increases over 91% thus allowing the slut to achieve her ultimate goal of triple penetration. Amigo 1: I thought that Snookie had a kid.
Amigo 2: Not any more that bitch gave her kid the Casey Anthony Abortion. Amigo 3: Well, that sounds like a job for the 3 Amigos. |
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| 6. | Abe | ||
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Short for 'Abortion Bitch', which refers to a fat, unsightly woman who hangs around like a bad smell. Origins of the phrase can be traced back to Chester England in the early Noughties. 'Hey do you wanna go round to Abe's house and hang out?'
'Let's write a song about Abe' |
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| 7. | Dumb Ass Bitch | ||
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A stupid Hoe. A Retarded type bitch.A Hoe that "cain't think "Skraite"". A ho that's always fucking up. A slick bitch who always get caught. That special ho who really "need a foot up her ass..."
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