Australian natives. An ancient race of people that have spent the past 40, 000 years in isolation. Their isolation from the world has meant that they were oblivious to evolution, so when the English convicts arrived in the late 1700's they were confronted with a primitive race of people left over from the stone-age. Interesting culture, not that many people would know much about it because Australia tends to ignore them most of the time (possibly why they whinge a lot). The typical aboriginal has little pride in his/her appearance (often doesn’t even bother with shoes), is dependant on the Australian government for financial support and suffers from substance abuse. They feel no sense of shame in asking anybody on the street for a dollar. The majority are either unable or too lazy to maintain and take proper care of houses provided to them by the Australian government, and huge groups of them live together in squalor and filth. Aboriginal communities are notorious for alcohol abuse, paint sniffing and domestic violence. They also have malodorous body odour, leaving the unfortunate sufferers that surround them to assume that they don’t shower or use deodorant. As a race, if they had been left to continue their primitive existence alone (without European interference and domination) all of the problems they face in todays society would be non existent and their survival and life expectancy rates would be significantly higher. But obviously that didnt happen, so to be equal in all aspects to the rest of the Australian population they will need to assimilate and stop feeling sorry for themselves.
aboriginal: them whites, they tuk all me land..((sniff....))Bloody prime minister, He still aint said sorry!

aboriginal: Aye there brudda you got a dollar??
Top Definition
One of the native peoples of Australia, the other being Torres Straight Islanders.
Before Europeans came to Australia there were hundreds of different tribes and languages. Many were killed and few traditional languages remain.
The Aborginials have been in Australia for 50,000 years.
by Rebecca March 05, 2004
Referring to the native peoples of any land, though popular usage usually refers to the native people of Australia.

The word is derived from the latin phrase "Ab Origene," literally meaning "from the origin."

A person of aboriginal descent is an aborigene, or an "abo" if you like.
Yank: My aussie friend here tells me this aboriginal instrument is made from the branch of a hollow tree!

Lecturer: The aboriginals of the Americas are often referred to as "Indians," because the first European explorers mistakenly believed they had arrived in the Indies.

by nareyana October 15, 2006
black people in australia that are too lazy to get jobs and constantly force the government to give them an apology for nothing.
aboriginal in redfern-holla for a dolla
by jonny williams April 14, 2005
Filthy black humans who inhabit Australia, abuse drugs and alcohol, sniff petrol and any other chemical they can get their hands on.

Thieving anything they can carry, and bash and rob old people or those who can't defend themselves.

They hang around outside bottle shops and the TAB like parasites, waiting for an opportunity to ask people for money, mug someone and take their grog, or break into the cars in the carpark.

They do not work, they don't need to as the government give them money every fortnight for doing nothing. Thy're not required to look for work, because thy're fkn special. Who would employ the smelly pricks anyway ?

When they get arrested, Aboriginal affairs steps in and gets them off.

They are paid extra payments if they send their children to school. These payments are an incentive to keep the little black shits in class.

They are provided free cab rides to school. No white people are entitled to any of these benefits, yet the Aboriginal claims that it's the white man who is racist ?

They whinge and whine that the whites have caused them to lose their culture, yet if they don't get their dole payments, and white mans grog every week, all hell would break loose. They are given housing, and destroy it a week after they move in. After a week they have at least 15 other family members living in the house. After that comes the fighting in the street. Names they call white people include "white cunt" and "whitey".
Aboriginal, filth, parasite, bra, brudda, useless, dirty, stink, body odour, abo, illiterate, dumb, stupid, nigger, unemployed, drunk, drugs, abuser
by Bundiii August 08, 2010
An Australian black fella who steals stuff
those Aboriginal cunts stole my TV
by imblackbra September 15, 2009
Aboriginal:/noun/ The so called "first"Australians, these people are proud of thier title as "the first Australians" claiming to have tamed mother nature and used her to create landmarks such as Uluru/Ayers rock which has no Aboriginal significance at all, Aborigines claim that Australia was thiers, and that they owned the country, they insist that they were mistreated and they constantly whinge and demand compensation and an apologyy from the prime minister, they did however received compensation such as government funds and welfare money from Tax Payers mind you, which they spend on drugs, alcohol and cigarettes or other useless damaging items, earlier last year when Kevin Rudd succeeded John Howard in his postion to be prime minister, he apologised in what was thought as a "half assed" way to the Aboriginal community, basically he just said "sorry" and yet the Aboriginal community continues to vandalise and terrorise and people turn a blind eye, many complaints about Aboriginals have been lodged to the department of housing, now the Aboriginals inhabit many of the Western suburbs
Aboriginal "when i grow up i wanna be the cunt who leads Australia"

Aboriginal friend " ya mean prime minister?"

Aboriginal "na bra, i wanna be a pimp"

Example no.2 (Typical Aboriginal conversation)

Aboriginal "what ya cunt?"

Aboriginal friend "eh bradda"

Aboriginal " i'lll f*cken smash ya cunt"

Aboriginal friend "eh bradda"
by Seven11 kevin07 July 08, 2009
a race of people that lived in Australia before England came and took Australi and turned it into a civilisation.
Now all this race does is sit on their fat black asses and claim benefits and drink alcohol, sniff and drink petrol, drink methoylated spirits, sniff cheaper alternatives to petrol such as lead pased paint, paint thinners, glue etc etc. Laws should be introduced to stop this race breeing as they r all oxygen wasters.
white kid: mommy whats that man doing?
white mother:He's just aboriginal.
white kid:ok.
by petrol sniffer October 09, 2006

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