A corrupted form of boob baker, someone who resorts to baking to satisfy sexual frustation. Generally seen as low down in the social hierarchy, the kind of person that masturbates using a hot pie.

Man how come I never get laid?
It's because you have sex with pies, aboobakars never get laid.

Hmm have you tried this crumble?
Um, that's a pie. I was experimenting with being an aboobakar.

aboobakar by L3mon April 16, 2011

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aooby

A beautiful asian girl with some large, voluptuous breasts.

Check out the boobies on that aooby.

aooby by whooty#1 March 7, 2011

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Aboody

Absolute fucking tank. Sexy man with a fat ass. Popular with the ladies but bros before hoes of course. He will never let you down. Absolute god at math as well.

Women: Heyy Aboody
Aboody: Fuck outta here

Aboody by HOINGABOINGA May 8, 2022

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aboobtion

getting a breast reduction

I can't believe she went through with her aboobtion. her tits were sweet

aboobtion by Quan Dinlan March 18, 2009

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