Top Definition
A corrupted form of boob baker, someone who resorts to baking to satisfy sexual frustation. Generally seen as low down in the social hierarchy, the kind of person that masturbates using a hot pie.
Man how come I never get laid?
It's because you have sex with pies, aboobakars never get laid.

Hmm have you tried this crumble?
Um, that's a pie. I was experimenting with being an aboobakar.
by L3mon March 30, 2011

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