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Aloha Male 

A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Male', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent man, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Male is at peace holistically with his universe.

His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.

He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
"Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"
Aloha Male by Johnny Soporno November 27, 2011
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true aboba 

aboba ISNT SYNONYM OF FUCKING SWAG,

Aboba (Aboba, 🅰️ 🅱️ 🅾️ 🅱️ 🅰️ ) – a meme that appeared from the streamer Glad Valakas.

Valery Aboba is a new image of the popular streamer Glad Valakas (Zhmyshenko). On January 23, 2021, the video “Inside Zhmyshenko” (episode 2) was published on YouTube. In it, a black man, who is recognized by Glad Valakas himself, puts forward his candidacy for the post of president.

also, the gm_aboba map was released in the Garrys Mod workshop
im true aboba, new president; im playing on gm_aboba
Related Words
abhay aloha ABHA Abiha Abhav abhaya Abhaas Abhai Abhang Abkhazia

Aloha convertible 

An nickname bestowed on Boeing 737-200 N73711 (Boeing c/n 20209) of Aloha Airlines. On April 28 1988, this aircraft (flying as Aloha flight 243) was flying from Hilo, Hawaii to Honolulu at 24,000 feet. An 18 foot section of the cabin roof separated and a flight attendant was lost overboard in the resulting decompression. Everyone else stayed in their seats, and the crew was able to make an emergency landing in Maui. The accident was later determined to be due to metal fatigue, and resulted in more demanding inspection and maintenance requirements for high cycle aircraft.
We do dye penetration inspections on our aircraft because no one wants another Aloha convertible.

aloha cowboy 

Aloha Cowboy is a term used between two gay males when they engage in sexual intercourse. Usually the top says this to the bottom to initiate when he pulls out.
Dude 1: Get it out! It's so big!

Dude 2: Aloha cowboy
aloha cowboy by alohacowboy August 13, 2015
The word used to describe an individual who is both 1). of Aboriginal dcent and 2). displays the behaviour of a typical bogan. Combination of "abo" and "bogan". Often found in several areas of Sydney (Redfern, La Perouse etc).
Matt: Did you hear how Corey stole Mr Gregory's turf?
Maya: Oh really? I guess it isn't too surprising, he is of aboriginal decent.
Matt: Yeah he's abogan .
abogan by mazzalina December 22, 2008
She is the most outgoing person you'll ever meet. She's smart and beautiful. Abiha is a full on daddy's girl and will do anything to spend time with him. She's an amazing basketball player and her talents go above and beyond. And as a friend Abiha can do anything for her friends she can fight for them she can make them laugh anywhere,anytime.She is the most frank person you will ever know. Abiha can do anything for her friends. She cares for her friends alot. She can make her laugh anytime,anywhere even in the most serious situations. She doesn't takes things seriously except her bestfriends talks. She is not very possessive about anyone. She can spend time with anyone. She mixes her up. And the most beautiful feature of her is her eyes. She loves to do adventures. Having Abiha as a bestfriend is not very easy. Abiha doesn't like people talking stupid things. She talks alot but never talks rubbish. She loves her family,friends and even her enemies but she never shows. She is a very soft-hearted person but shows that she is the most strong person. She can be the best poets sometimes and an excellent singer too. Abiha actually cannot be described in words. She is just am awesome person
Abihais a name of a girl having many good qualities
Abiha by Akrab January 9, 2018

aloha snackbar 

Parody of "Allahu Ackbar" or "God is great", an exclamation used by surviving perpetrators of Islam-related violence. Used to mock Islamists, political Islam, politically-correct defenses of Islam and Islam-related violence.
Generally used as a simple exclamation to mock and show contempt for Islam and Islamo-fruitcake perpetrators of Islam-related violence, as in "Aloha snackbar! Bacon!". (Note: Use on commercial aircraft is treated as a felony by the FBI.)
aloha snackbar by Sal the Maniac September 12, 2013