Abelson Fast
A new measurement in speed and awesomeness ...Pretty much you combine Chuck Norris with Greased lighting!!!
Abelson Fast by Darty McWhitetrash July 18, 2014
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alson
A God or God-like being, usually used to describe an outstanding person.
Also used to describe a "king" fighter.
Also used to describe a "king" fighter.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Woah, that guy just fought everyone!
Dude 2: Yea, he is such an alson!
Example 2:
Person 1: I really wish I could be an alson.
Person 2: You know those don't exist. No one can be godly.
Example 3:
Guy 1: I've got a great idea for a show! This guy can be an alson and also have love and romance and he will beat everyone up!
Guy 2: That seems a lot like superman...
Dude 1: Woah, that guy just fought everyone!
Dude 2: Yea, he is such an alson!
Example 2:
Person 1: I really wish I could be an alson.
Person 2: You know those don't exist. No one can be godly.
Example 3:
Guy 1: I've got a great idea for a show! This guy can be an alson and also have love and romance and he will beat everyone up!
Guy 2: That seems a lot like superman...
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Allson
Hardly Ableson
The term "Hardly Ableson" is used to mock Harley Davidson riders, simply because Hardly's bikes are overpriced, overweight, underpowered pieces of crap that don't handle.
My GSXR1000 is faster and handles better than your Hardly Ableson bath on wheels, go home you humpy c*** and shave that beard.
Hardly Ableson by Lee McC May 10, 2007
Absonality
A person lacking in personality who has great ab muscles thus this person has absonality.
Someone with a six pack or more ab muscles but has a boring personality or an ugly face. You look beyond the person's dullness and focus on their abs, being ABSonality.
He might not have any personality but he sure has absonality.
Someone with a six pack or more ab muscles but has a boring personality or an ugly face. You look beyond the person's dullness and focus on their abs, being ABSonality.
He might not have any personality but he sure has absonality.
1. a man having great ab muscles.
2. no personality but great abs, absonality.
3. He might have an ugly face and be dull person but who cares, he has absonality.
4. looking past someone's ugly face and focusing on their ab muscles and liking them for their abs only.
5. term of endearment for a man with fine abs. Girlfriend he is a boring as hell but whatever because he has absonality.
2. no personality but great abs, absonality.
3. He might have an ugly face and be dull person but who cares, he has absonality.
4. looking past someone's ugly face and focusing on their ab muscles and liking them for their abs only.
5. term of endearment for a man with fine abs. Girlfriend he is a boring as hell but whatever because he has absonality.
Absonality by Tina Kim Comedienne April 11, 2012
absonotly
(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.
josh abson
A Fucking bellend who is always cocky and gets no girls ,a ugly troll who when people see the state of him they want to throw up ,a cunt who thinks he's It but he's really not ,a person who bullies other people yet gets other people to do his dirty work so he doesn't get in trouble,the bad egg in the group who smothers his Dickheadness all over his fake friends who are only there because he's popular,a kid who acts hard infront of people but at home he secretly gets a small boner over peppa pig....A josh abson
josh abson by Boydd January 31, 2017