Typically a pompous asshole male. He is tan, blond, or brunette. He might also have frosted or highlighted hair. They think they can surf because they wear clothes that claim they are from California but really they are made by poor children in China. The typical stupid male also has a small penis. They usually talk extremely loud and like to belittle ugly people. They brag about sex (that they never have), car(a 93 dodge neon), money(the two hundred dollars their grandmother gave to them in their will), and lack there of. They are also homosexual.
Yo dude Craig is such an abercrombie nig.
by emilyxmaureen February 28, 2009