abercrombie bitch: n.
someone who will only...
1-buy army cargos just for 80$ for one night with one other friend
2-whose everything (including underwear and pjs)come from abercrombie
3- when its a big deal when "omg i got this bra at victoria's secret!" (not abercrombie)
4- known as the abercrombie girl
5- thinks that thrift store clothing has rabies
6- the abercrombie and fitch label means everything
7- it's in fashion if its at abercrombie
8- her dream boyfriend is an abercrombie model
in a sentence: the abercrombie bitch was dressed head to toe in abercrombie. none of it on sale. and was worth about 1000 dollars.
for all of these see "laura" as an abercrombie bitch
noun: A male who refuses to wear any other label than Abercrombie & Fitch.
To most normal people, it would appear that the Abercrombie Bitch has a fetish for the brand. The majority of Abercrombie Bitches are just straight-up obsessed with maintaining their "beastly" image by wearing what they consider to be the "sexiest clothes". However, about ten-percent got hooked on Abercrombie because their gum-chomping sister or girlfriend works there and got them discounts from the store. A lot of chicks dig the Abercrombie Bitch look, but girls who are sane in the head recognize them for what they are: vain douchebags.
Hannah: Dayumm, look at that fiiine piece of ass over there!
Erica: Who, the guy with the Abercrombie fur-lined ski vest, sagging distressed Abercrombie jeans with moose boxers, and Abercrombie sandals? The one who looks like he spent thirty minutes on his hair this morning?
Hannah: Yusssh! Dammnnn he's fine!
Erica: Seriously? He's a total Abercrombie Bitch!
Men who consistently dress better then their girl friends and make it a point to buy all their clothes from abercrombie. Extra douche status is reached when he always reminds her how much better he looks then her.
Hey man look at that hot chick and her abercrombie bitch, I bet she hates having such a bitch as a boy friend.
Man who wears womens jeans, and pays 150$ for a pair of ripped up shirts and pants. AkA Nick Kleiber
Damn dude, look at nick kleiber, what a fucken Abercrombie bitch.