abdominal region 

For people who don't have abs, they would call that area the "abdominal region" instead of "dem abs"

Person 1: "Dude, you've got nothing. Look at your abdominal region"
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had dem abs like you."

abdominal region by Autismosis Jones March 30, 2015

abdominal snowman 

During the ejaculatory phase of a male/female sexual encounter, if the male participant withdraws his penis and ejects semen onto the famale participant's abdomen, this is referred to as an "abdominal snowman."

I didn't want to get that fuckin' bitch pregnant, so I was raw doggin' her and gave her an abdominal snowman instead of blowing my load up her cooch.

abdominal snowman by Sean G. January 21, 2004

abdominal bulge 

Most Abdominal Bulges would be defined as a medical condition. But in this case it is when a penis is so big and long that when it enters you your stomach will be stretched showing the shape of it.

As the room became steamy with their combined heat the head of his hardened cock enters the wet heat. Sliding in so deep his shaft is big enough to make an abdominal bulge.

abdominal bulge by Learning Learner November 17, 2018

Abdominal Blowman

A male that is a chronic wanker that unloads his jizz on himself every time he jacks off but he cannot shoot his load any further than the reaches of his own abdomen area. This is due to an aging prostate gland causing them to become a short shooter over time.

Carl has been a chronic wanker since his teen years. Back in the day, he could blow his load past his ears and would often gak all over his face. Now, while still the same wanker he always was, he is just an Abdominal Blowman. He can barely shoot his load to his past his own pubes and is often just a dribble.

Abdominal Blowman by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

Abdominal plexiotamy 

Clear plastic surgically installed at the abdomin of human body.

The patient had an extreme case of cranial rectumitous that an inama could not cure, therefore a surgion was required to perform the abdominal plexiotamy to allow patient the ability to see where he/she was going.

Abdominal plexiotamy by byrd77 January 6, 2009

abdominal reins 

Abdominal reins is the excessively large, cheesy and sexy flab of fat that exist on the side of BBW women. In extreme cases it hangs over the side of their jeans and plays peek a boo as her shirt sways with the wind.

EX: While my ole lady and I were having intercourse, I latched on to her abdominal reins and rode her into town....YEEEEHAWWW

abdominal reins by Fire Sauce July 8, 2014

Abdominal Surfing 

An extreme sport in which an individual slides down a rail, usually in a staircase, perpendicular to the rail, balancing on the lower ribs and upper abs. The two variations are sprints, in which a single rail is ridden down, and slalom, in which a series of rails going down a stairwell that rises at least 4 floors.

As he rounded the last corner of the stairwell, a police officer almost grabbed him, but he quickly remembered abdominal surfing, so he lept onto the last stair rail and ab surfed away

Abdominal Surfing by bad mother lover September 17, 2010