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Nocturnal Admission

A dream in which sexual adventures are replaced with college acceptances, and you have the pleasures of dreaming that you have, in fact, been accepted into college. These are just as disappointing to wake up from as sexual dreams.
"I had a nocturnal admission last night."
"Aw, man, again?"
"This time it was Dartmouth...I cried when I woke up."
Nocturnal Admission by danjdber January 17, 2010
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The state of being very obsessed with having the perfect look of abs and waist area.

absessed (adj)
mom: honey, stop having that absession.
teen boy: mom I have no absession, I just wanna have six-pack abs!
absession by aboood January 22, 2010

ascistionance 

to move because the person using the word is overweight and cant get out of his/her chair that has wheels. this word was created on the halloween of 04'.
ASCISTIONANCE! I cant move!
ascistionance by Jay February 15, 2005

abscission

When you watch horror moive such as saw series, the director show some terrible abscission of human body scene. Murderer remove innocent person's arms cut by electric saw.
Hello Amantha. The film saw's cruel paranoid murderer says. If you don't know where the main key is in the room, I am going to prove what is the abscission of your both legs.
Amantha : ahhhhhhhhhh noooooo plz please au-secours!!!!
abscission by purinsy October 17, 2008

geek admission 

Stating something in a conversation that reveals your geeky or embarrassing side.
The date was going fine until my geek admission that I loved playing WoW.

axission 

axising (to centralize)

noun

another variant term for centralization.
axission defines the primary attribute of the economic, political and social structure of a socialist society.
axission by Baron Neville May 29, 2019

Abyssionz 

pro arsenal gamer and the most original youtuber to exist in all of the arsenal community. he beat pro csgo player in arsenal, jk all of this is a lie abyssionz bad at arsenal he noob. even a 10 year old can 32-1 him in a 1v1 or 2v2 lol.
he is better than dracko and tamar and uniquebruv (real)

won against real csgo pro

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