Brain disorder that interprets insults as compliments. May also interpret compliments as insults, but this has never been tried. Associated with extreme neediness and desperation for attention, this disease affects exactly one student per high school class. This student is often known simply as 'bitch' or 'go away,' but does not, in fact, go away or stop bitching. Extreme cases are known to reward insults with candy and/or baked goods.
Girl: Check out my new nose piercing! It's a stick-on!
Boy: That's retarded.
Girl! Thanks! Have a cookie!
Boy: Such an abbitan... (still accepts cookie)