| 995. | Twitter Stance | ||
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The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned. Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.
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| 996. | Blackfalds | ||
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place. Tiny misspelled hamlet of no real significance that exists only to amuse the inhabitants of the more sophisticated surrounding hamlets. Abandoned cars litter the streets and feral cats roam the streets looking for chew-toys to savage. An alarm rings each night at seven so residents know it is time to roll up the sidewalks and take shelter in their meagre dwellings. The only settlement in Alberta, Canada that yearns for a forest fire to set it free from its misery. Taken from the Indians in 1823 it rapidly became a source of ground wheat and rabid mice. After the drought of 1867-1892 the settlers attempted to give it back to the natives but the natives pretended not to understand and slowly backed out of the meeting. In the winter the glow from its street light, reflected off the ice fog that surrounds the hamlet, is sometimes mistaken for the northern lights. A cultural centre hosts skater meets and punk gigs. Profunda Rosa had their first paid concert in Blackfalds but have eliminated this fact from their web site. It was once used in a ribald limerick as a rhyme for "sack balds" but has no other claim to fame. . Let's go to Blackfalds this weekend. It isn't as bad as it used to be.
Are you kidding me? Blackfalds? |
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| 997. | junk-prints | ||
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The stretched bulge left in a pair of underwear after a real man actually wears the underwear. *finds pair of old abandoned underwear*
Who's junk-prints are these?! *walks into friend's room and opens drawer* Dude I got your underwear! Hehe let's compare junk-print size. |
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| 998. | Foreclosure By Owner | ||
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A behind-on-mortgage-payments homeowner that tries to sell their own home without a real estate agent (For Sale By Owner). This is a desperate stall tactic, often the last one possible, to delay foreclosure while the homeowner finds a new place to live (parents, friends, apartment, rental housing, etc). Often the house is abandoned the same day the "For Sale By Owner" sign is placed in the yard. Observers may also notice the homeowners taking objects that would typically be left behind if they actually intended on honestly selling the home, to include fences; sink fixtures; cabinetry; exterior lighting fixtures; counter tops; and et cetera. It becomes clear to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is obviously a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another clear sign is that the asking price set for the house is insane, priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers. Husband: Look at the Joneses... that is the 3rd sink fixture I've seen them put on the moving truck today, plus they took down the fence and left the fence posts!! I went to "ABC-fsbo.com" as listed on the sign they put in the front yard this morning and they're asking 20% more than what they paid for the place at the top of the housing bubble!! They're never going to sell in this real estate market.
Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it. |
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| 999. | Zeon | ||
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Quite possibly the most determined Anime faction of all time. Beginning their saga with Mobile Suit Gundam, Zeon forces have been defeated after coming back yet again in close to half of all Mobile Suit Gundam spin-offs. The faction itself is basically the Nazis in space, with each new series trying to make it even more clear (Until the latest Gundam series, Gundam Unicorn which abandoned subtlety altogether and just gave their giant robots Nazi helmets and weaponry). Zeon began as a movement to liberate the space colonies from the rule of the Earth Federation and create an independent nation in space. However, their rulers read a little bit too much of 'Mein Kampf' and decided to go on sprees of what many of us refer to as 'War Crimes', even going so far as to gas a colony full of civilians and then drop the thing onto the earth, resulting in a crater over 500 miles wide. Then they did that a few more times. Point is, they like making things explode and their leaders tend not to have too strong a grasp on this whole 'Morality' thing everyone keeps going on about. Despite the fact that the producers keep trying to make them evil, the fanbase of Zeon seems to be larger than that of the federation. More than likely this is because they always get the cool toys and tend to have more badass characters. Like Char, the Red Comet who manages to be one of Anime's most memorable villains. The Principality of Zeon are the main antagonists the Universal Century
Zeon has most the cool Mobile Suits, like the Zaku. Man, I can't believe Zeon's back again. This is the third time this week! |
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| 1000. | DeeCash | ||
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Verb - To kill an adult affiliate program that previously converted well. RageCash made me $1,000's per month until it was DeeCashed.
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