abandon ship!!

when you exceed the compacity of a toilet with shit and/or shit paper, can't flush anymore at the risk of taking on water you must evacuate to the next stall over to finsh the wipe sesh.

i had too much general tso's and had to abandon ship!! on that shit.

by jcaviston June 19, 2008

abandon ship

when the girl is on top and the guy is about to come and they're having unprotected sex.

"ohhh i feel like coming, ABANDON SHIP!"

{girl jumps off}

by a girl0621 January 19, 2007

abandon-ship

a horribly wrong relationship, in which one of the people involved should get out very soon

"I sat by Stacy in art class today. Did you see her new bf? He's a big dude brah, who listens to terrible music. He said he didn't like arcade fire, in his ironic gangsta talk."

"That's not a relationship, that's an abandon-ship."

by jake ryan under the tree March 27, 2009

abandon ship

Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.

“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”

by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020

abandon-ship

the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat

SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?

HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship

SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?

HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...

by op_position February 28, 2011

Abandon Ship

You are having sex and just before you are about to bust a nut, you pull out your pee pee from the nice tight vagina and try to stick it in her mouth... Surprised, she says hell no and you clench your penis hard and yell ABANDON SHIP!!! Then you bust your nut all over her belly and wonder why she wouldn't let you stick your johnny inside her mouth...

The definition explains it all... Abandon SHIP

by Himay toktoktok April 28, 2011

Time to Abandon Ship

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.

Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.

by Namtcarf213 November 2, 2020