―The response of any person to ever speak to Aayla Secura, ever
Homeworld: Ryhot, err, Ryloth
Born: Wow, those breasts, um, 40 BBY
Died: She's way to hot to die! (official story is that she was
shot about 56 times by a bunch of horny clones)
Gender: Hot Female
Hair color: Blue Brain tails
Eye color: Green
Aayla Secura was a female Jedi who was also a Twi'lek. She is most famous for being drooled over by fanboys (and possibly some fangirls), who often had dreams of getting her in bed. However, she married non-fanboy Grover in the end and, to the dismay of the galactic populace, began to dress modestly. As she was a Twi'lek, this meant very little change in her wardrobe but the change was enough to send her followers into a spiral of despair.
Personally, I just don't see what those fanboys see in...mmm, that sexy ass... and those boobs!
Aayla Secura was born into the Cult of St. Noodlehead, the state-sponsored church on Ryloth. As a teenager she became dissatisfied with its feminist leanings and converted to G*nkism. Despite her career...