Aarptard 

An elderly person who by decision or mental impediment refuses or is unable to keep up with the path of progress and technological advancement, insisting on doing things the "good old way" completely clueless to the inconvinience they are causing to others around them.

Dude, I would have been here earlier but I got stuck behind this Aarptard lady in the checkout line. She took 15 minutes to write and record a CHECK!!!

Damn, why doesn't this Aarptard get his old ass out of the left lane! He's doing 45!!

See also aarping

Aarptard by Hefenator July 4, 2011

artarded 

completely and totallt retarded when it comes to art, and all things relating to art....

combination of the words art and retarded

Fucking kick ass explanation of composition. I'm like you but even more artarded (new word - art+retarded)...........

artarded by Chopperdiva March 31, 2004

agritarded 

A new level of retard reserved for inbred farm boys.

Man, your crop yield is agritarded

agritarded by The guy who did the thing January 14, 2017

artarded 

this word is used when arthur morgan is being and or acting in pure stupidity.
it combines his first name, arthur, and a synonym for the word stupid, retarded.

" stop that, arthur, you're acting artarded. "

artarded by swedishfish_ March 30, 2020