agreeing machine 

a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.

1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!

agreeing machine by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011

aarping

When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.

Grandpa ruined another family dinner by aarping the whole time about his bunions.

aarping by katamos October 20, 2008

AARPing

Getting old, (Derived from the organization that caters to seniors)

Man hurry the fuck up, I'm AARPing over here!

Dude 1: Hey , you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm just gonna go home.
Dude 1:: Man you're AARPing!

AARPing by Some wiseman November 13, 2017

Dissin-agreeing

The act of not only disagreeing with someone's opinion or point of view, but "dissin" (insulting) them at the same time.

Trump Supporter - "I really think Trump would make a great President"
Everyone else in the World - "Are you high or something or are you just a complete bigot?"
Trump Supporter - "Why you gotta be hostile and dissin-agreeing?"

Dissin-agreeing by Omata5014 July 25, 2016

aarping

When an elderly person is using the restroom.

Esp. when he/she is taking a long time.

Person 1: Do you have any idea where Grandpa is?

Person 2: No idea, he' been gone a while. Maybe he's aarping

aarping by bamyo June 24, 2011

agreeingness 

when a human is explaining how someone else does not get them to agree with them

“no you will not get my agreeingness”

agreeingness by jessytessy June 7, 2021