The timeless art of tricking your woman while she is layin in bed looking for the remote for the tv. You carefully tell her "here it is" but have your weiner in your hand under the covers so she grabs your boner instead. This is usually performed when the man comes home after drinkin and she is already clearly not in the mood.
I gave my hoebag the aaroncochran last night, she was so pissed she almoast ripped it off!
by thebreeze April 05, 2008