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girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard
by pacaderm January 13, 2011
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Jimmy's aardvark scared Lisa after he undressed.
by bobby'sworld March 02, 2011
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Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.
He is an aardvark.
by ned3 January 11, 2009
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the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one
aard·vark (ärdvärk)
n.
A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.
by REnergy December 13, 2004
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(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...
aardvarks are super ugly
by FuckAnarchy907 June 29, 2006
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The first REAL word on Urban Dictionary!
Why the hey does aardvark have two 'a's in it anyway???
by anna_banana897 June 03, 2005
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A girl with such a long nose that when she deep throats you her nose is pushed aside in your pubes like an aardvark forging for ants.
Holy shit, look at that nose, what an aardvark!
by Brian H November 06, 2004
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