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J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B 

Stands for “Just shut the fuck up and fuck me till I can’t breathe
Heyy baby
“J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B

E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

Eat my ass or shut the fuck up
Jehovah’s Witness: hey i just wanted to give you this flier and talk to you abou-

You: E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

C.T.F.U.A. 

C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.
Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.

Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....

Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o 

it means Just shut the fuck up and eat me out
im really about to tell me man to j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o
j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o by izzballzzz August 7, 2023

T.A.R.F.U. 

Things are really fucked up. It falls somewhere between S.N.A.F.U and F.U.B.A.R.
It looks like T.A.R.F.U. in Iraq for a while.
T.A.R.F.U. by lostdawg September 23, 2005

T.A.R.F.U. 

Things Are Really Fucked Up

See Also: fubar,snafu,bohica
Yesterday the fax was fubar, but man what a tarfu we have today...
T.A.R.F.U. by Byteme97 October 13, 2003