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A.S.O.A.B 

A.S.O.A.B - Arrogant Son Of A Bitch, a term used to call someone arrogant just coz they are being a little bit up themselves about a certain situation. Not to be taken very seriously,
Person One: Man i basicaly led my team to victory today. i mean i scored just about all out points, i out rebounded everyone, and i even dunked on there biggest guys! no one could beat me!

Person Two: Good job, your such an A.S.O.A.B though! :P

Person One: Haha, you know it ;D
A.S.O.A.B by MrChockThunder December 14, 2009
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G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T 

Greatest Queef-Ass Beeyotch of All Time
Benji is a G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T!
G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T by G.O.A.T February 23, 2003

L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B 

Short for like my but and suck on my balls! a lyric from the movie "Team America"
my teacher told larry and i that we had extra homework so we told him to L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B!!!!
L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B by Mr. Reaper April 7, 2007

B.O.A.S. 

Barak Obama After Shock--- For those of you dumbass retards who thought that McCain should win the election went into what is called "B.O.A.S." They cannot believe that he has obviously won the election. So they may get depressed, suicidal, or exremely mad.
Yo, have you seen Christian?

Nah, i heard that he has B.O.A.S.
B.O.A.S. by J MONEYYY March 24, 2009

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"
Dude I'm done with this girl, A.O.S.B.
A.O.S.B by SpencaGee August 17, 2010