T.A.R.F.U. 

Things are really fucked up. It falls somewhere between S.N.A.F.U and F.U.B.A.R.

It looks like T.A.R.F.U. in Iraq for a while.

T.A.R.F.U. by lostdawg September 23, 2005

T.A.R.F.U. 

Things Are Really Fucked Up

See Also: fubar,snafu,bohica

Yesterday the fax was fubar, but man what a tarfu we have today...

T.A.R.F.U. by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

b.a.r.f. 

noun. accronim for bomb ass regs f(r)iends. (friend or fiend)

Man, Alice and Lindsey are two of the best B.A.R.F.s I've seen in a while.

Brian, don't be such a BARF, get some crip.

b.a.r.f. by nightrider420 October 15, 2006

D.W.A.R.F. 

Slang term meaning a divorcee or widow who is looking for sex. Stands for Divorced Women (who) Are Ready (to) Fuck or Divorcee's Who Are Ready (to) Fuck.

"If you can't seem to hook up, look for a D.W.A.R.F."

D.W.A.R.F. by SmartyTarty September 23, 2015

M.a.r.f.

Middle aged rock festival!! As seen on the Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy's Mom, Dad, and Mr. Crocker go to it. It is also where Timmy finds the all powerful White guitar wand to fight the darkness.

Were're going to M.a.r.f.!!!
What's Marf?
Middle aged rock festival!!!

M.a.r.f. by GoAskAlice7 July 31, 2009

H A A R F 

The acronym is HAARF

How An Alluring Relationship Feels

This acronym is used as a key phrase to say to a loved one or a partner in lue of goodbye or exit strategy at the end of a text. It's a cute way of teasing about saying I Love You without saying the actual phrase for couples that are new or still experimental. They will wonder what it means and find themselves here on Urbandictionary to see if their loved one is crazy or not

Sender: H A A R F

Recipient: I still don't know what that means

Sender: ....and you never will

Sender: ...until I tell you of course <3

H A A R F by CobaltRaccoon November 9, 2021

B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat) 

This is a person that you find utterly repulsive, everything about them just seems to be ridiculous. This could be a guy three cubicles down from you that refuses to put on deodorant and has a mangy, greasy ponytail. This could be a lady that thinks she is extremely attractive and wears clothes from the girls section of baby gap; except this girl looks like she ate children from the girls section of the baby gap. This could be an older women who is large and in charge, who not only refuses to not cover her 50+ year old cleavage, but will not keep her massive self out of her 15 year old granddaughters closet. Girls that dip.......thats all I have to say about that.

Fat girls that are eating ice cream and a hot dog, then talking about how they are gonna go on a diet.

B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)

B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat) by Dr. J ready to play January 14, 2010