The abbreviation for Certified Asian On Scene. An Asian on standby that will notify, educate, or provide facts on Asian tradition and way of life to another person, whether it be family or peers, that isn't well taught of/in Asian culture. They can be called CAO for singular.

"Yo dude I'm a C.A.O.S., I'll be your CAO for this double date tonight so you don't look like an idiot at the Asian place we're eating at tonight."

C.A.O.S. by VinnyShminny October 14, 2017

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E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

Eat my ass or shut the fuck up

Jehovah’s Witness: hey i just wanted to give you this flier and talk to you abou-

You: E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U. by take me to new york November 12, 2019

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c h a o s

A recurring joke in a Dynasty Warriors YTP series made by SnanS GaiiaG. Basically every character with a monologue with the word "chaos" will say it slowed down while their head expands. Pang DeeD is the only one that wants p e a c e instead.

I fight only for those who value c h a o s . - Zhao YuuY

c h a o s by BlazeNinja22 December 15, 2024

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