C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. 

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

S.L.A.P.P 

Sounds Like A Personal Problem

Jessica: OMG I stayed up so late last night watching Star Wars and now I can't focus in class!
Avery: S.L.A.P.P
Jessica: what?
Avery: Sounds like a personal problem
Jessica: OMG I hate you

S.L.A.P.P by thishandleisnottaken September 18, 2017

S.L.A.P. 

Sounds Like A Plan

origin bennington, vermont

what are we doing tonight?
pos movie.
s.l.a.p.

S.L.A.P. by kjax jackson April 15, 2007

L.A.P.D.

Lost And Pants Down

I was drunk and LAPD'd

L.A.P.D. by Sped November 19, 2003

L.A.P. 

Live Audio Porn.

One is treated to L.A.P. when a neighbor/roommate with whom you share a thin wall, or live close enough to, has loud sex. Generally characterized as a truly terrifying experience in which the recipient of the L.A.P. is subjected to aural terrorism in the form of moans, groans, yelps, heavy breathing, bed/furniture crashing, and various other unsettling noises.

Last night, while I was trying to study for my final, my disgusting roommate and his girlfriend treated me to a L.A.P.

The L.A.P. I caught the other night was so bad, I could tell she didn't cum.

L.A.P. by Disgruntled Roommate December 26, 2008

s.l.a.p. 

acronym meaning "sounds like a plan", i.e. when making plans with friends and coming to an agreeable conclusion.

Friend 1 "let's meet up at my place and head to the party from there, cool?"
Friends 2 "ok, s.l.a.p.! see you there"

s.l.a.p. by ElPGnarly March 8, 2009

S.L.A.P. 

Sumthin Like A Pimp. Originated by tha 730's.

I chuck it to a bitch. S.L.A.P.

S.L.A.P. by UselessHarry October 18, 2005