A.I.F.  

A.I.F. stands for "ass in face." Hold someone down and rub your ass in their face. Other variations include Bare-ass In Face (B.A.I.F.) and Birthday Ass In Face (B.D.A.I.F.)

TJ was being very annoying so Scott, Andrew, and Matt held him down and I gave him A.I.F. It was great.

A.I.F. by Turk McDuffy May 11, 2007

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

S.P.A.I.F. 

self promotion at it's finest.

Lil' Kim's Black Friday album is just S.P.A.I.F., she's felling herself too much!

S.P.A.I.F. by LiponTV March 6, 2011

I.A.I.F. 

It's Awesome It's Friday

Use I.A.I.F. instead of T.G.I.F.

I.A.I.F. by Willow33 November 24, 2009

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

A.I.L.F 

Asian I'd like to fuck

Damn, Ching Chong Min is such an A.I.L.F, she's got A cup boobs, and is barely 4 feet tall. Fuck yeah.

A.I.L.F by asianinyoface July 21, 2010

T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F. 

When you just can't find your way to Friday fast enough: Thank God The Day After Tomorrow Is Friday

Golly gee willickers Tom, I'm sure glad it's T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F.

T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F. by thefisher77 August 14, 2009