L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

L.A.F.M.

Looks At Facebook Marketplace. A severe mental disease, it sucks the money out of your pocket.

Did you see Jake bought a new car? I thought he was broke.

A: Yea, he suffers from L.A.F.M. Poor guy.

L.A.F.M. by Catrix101 January 21, 2023

c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u 

its lyrics from a song called cluster, by slipknot.

"cvt, cvt, cvt me up and f^ck, f^ck, f^ck me up"

people who say it have a kn^fe k^nk.

me: "c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u"

friend: "whats that mean?"
me: "k^nky sh^t bro.."

c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u by smdkylo June 21, 2022

J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B 

Stands for “Just shut the fuck up and fuck me till I can’t breathe”

“Heyy baby”
“J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B”

J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B by byrongzshelp October 15, 2023

G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M 

Get The Ever Loving Fuck Away From Me!

Used to not so kindly ask a person for space or to leave.

John for all that is good on this earth. Please G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M!

G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M by Paladin_Avalon August 22, 2024

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake

Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f. by XYungeloest July 11, 2021

W.W.I.A.F.T.M

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!

W.W.I.A.F.T.M!
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Hi, I'm Al Harrington! President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men, and I am passing the savings on to YYYOOUUU!!!!

W.W.I.A.F.T.M by J-$crilla April 16, 2009