F.A.P.S. 

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

F.A.P.S. by tony August 12, 2004

P.A.F.A.B

Acronym: Punk Ass Faggot Ass Bitch. When calling someone an asshole just doesn't suffice.

TSA:"Morning, Ticket sales, My name is Mike Cohen"

Caller: "Yeah I need aisle seats for this Gen. Admission concert"

TS: If it's GA then it's first come, first serve"

Caller: "So that means you can't get me ailse seats....?
(CLICK)

TS: That caller was a complete P.A.F.A.B."

P.A.F.A.B by The_Great_Black_Pope January 20, 2009

F.A.F.P 

From A Friend’s perspective. What you say when you are saying something honest to a friend of opposite gender

(Boy talking to Girl) F.A.F.P you are attractive, kind and caring.

F.A.F.P by ReallyKeen07 November 11, 2019

F.A.P.O.A 

Letters used to abbreviate the statement “Fine ass piece of ass” associated with spotting a foxy lady.

Yo Bro.....check our that F.A.P.O.A

I'd like to tap that F.A.P.O.A

F.A.P.O.A by pie master August 12, 2006

F.A.P. 

F.A.P. stands for "For Academic Purposes". You usually use F.A.P. when commenting on porn websites stating that you are watching porn for the greater good rather than using it to satisfy your own needs.

"Dude, are you watching porn?"

"yeah, but don't get any misconceptions, it's F.A.P."

"Oh, okay"

F.A.P. by <**> April 19, 2018

F.A.P. 

abbreviation. Stands for Free And Personal. The ultimate definition of fapping; it cost nothing(Free), and you're usually by yourself(Personal).

I'm done doing for others; it's F.A.P. time.

F.A.P. by Altur-Goldenmean August 15, 2012

F.A.P. 

Acronym for Fast As Possible. This is used when you need something faster than A.S.A.P.

Where A.S.A.P. implies prioritizing the requested action along with competing priorities, F.A.P. means nothing else is as important. Its urgency is also communicated since the word itself can be uttered more quickly than A.S.A.P. because it is one syllable shorter.

The CEO is on his way to my office, I need those reports on my desk F.A.P.

F.A.P. by Lee T. Wilson May 24, 2014