An amature. Someone who only smokes every once in awhile, or a one-hitter quitter. stoners think they're the shit but they have waaaaay more experience to go before they become a true pothead. being a stoner is nothing to be proud of, in fact i'd take it as an insult. stop bragging about being a "stoner" because it only makes you look like a retard.
.potheads for life.
"justin think he's hella badass but he's just a little bitch-stoner. he can't even hang yet..fucking one-hitter-quitter, b."
To build something while you are stoned. Usually a bong from useless materials.
Man, use your stoner enginuity to fix that shit
a person who smokes weed alot, .. but is immature and tries to act drunk, so they act all hyper.
dude, slow down, i don't know why you have to be such a bouncy stoner.. ..(sigh).. your irritating..
1. referring to a sudden distraction (an A.D.D. lapse in time) mid thought, while another is talking, or when trying to accomplish any task.
(definition is in reference to the movie Up when the evil dogs would stop mid sentence thinking they saw a squirrel)
Example 1: "Stop squirreling on me bro."
Example 2: "Quit squirreling on me every 2 seconds, I'm trying to give you directions."
NOTE: there was a lot of squirreling while trying to define this word.
Stoner Rock is a loosely termed genre of music that has heavy guitar riffs that are somewhat repetitive and hypnotic. It's closest relatives would be blues, rock, hard rock and metal (of all types). The music is choppy, bassy and almost always distorted to some degree with different types of vocals, mostly male, which tend to blend and harmonize with the music. The guitars are often tuned to D or open D to get that low sound of metal-like distortion that the standard E tuning doesn't offer. The term "stoner rock" most likely comes from the perceived association of smoking marijuana and the fans of this music. However, smoking marijuana is not necessary to enjoy the music. These are some of the bands considered to be stoner rock: T-Rex, Kyuss, Monster Magnet, Wolfmother, Black Sabbath, Fu Manchu, QOTSA.
Stoner Rock is fun to play on the guitar because of its simplicity in basic form; playing it is as simple as tuning the low E of your guitar down to D, then play the low D, A and D strings (the top three) open. From there, you can hit the 3rd fret and noodle the 5th fret on the same three strings - start playing this, while allowing the open strings to resonate between strums on the 3rd and 5th frets - you're playing the beginnings of Stoner Rock!
somebody that smokes weed. here are the different types of stonersmore...
Drop-Out Stoner Stereotype.
This is the most common stereotype. Drop-out stoners didn't graduate from high school because they skipped most of their classes. They were always getting into trouble and sneaking around. You'd find a drop-out stoner in the bathroom trying to hide his smoke. They usually sounded like they had accents from California and they never washed (or changed) their clothes. They drove really crappy cars (usually vans with a mattress in the back) and were always getting tickets. The police usually knew them by name.
Drop-out stoners usually had lots of room mates. That's because most of them couldn't keep their fast food or movie theater jobs. And the only reason they wanted a job was to buy more weed. They were always late to work and looked like they had just woken up even if it was 9 in the evening. They didn't talk about much other than marijuana and getting high. They usually didn't own products like shampoo or toothpaste and thought of such objects as secondary to the weed they wanted. They would only buy weed in nickel or dime <myspace>size</myspace> bags and always owed a bunch of money with promises to pay back later.
The drop-out stoner was the typical stoner of the movies. They never had girl friends, they played jokes on the jocks, and they dropped out of school.
Morbid Stoner Stereotype.
The morbid stoner always listened to metal and pinned up pentagrams on...
At McDonalds, order a double cheese burger and a spicy mc-chicken. Then split the double cheesburger in the middle so that you have a bun and burger on each side. Place the entire mc-chicken inside the double cheeseburger, bun and all. Put it back together and chow down, elimatating your munchies!
Stoner: "Gotta get to miccy d's and get a stoner burger... I got mad munchies!"